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🌧️🏈 AZSportsnetwork JP THE WILDMAN'S 2A EVIL EMPIRE PLAYOFF WEATHER REPORT! Friday, October 30, 2026 — First Round Mother Nature has officially entered the 2A State Playoffs, and apparently she's NOT an AIA fan either! Rain, thunderstorms, chilly temperatures, and possibly a few visiting teams wishing they had stayed on the bus! All forecasts approximately 7 PM kickoff. 🌧️ #24 Bourgade Catholic @ #9 Camp Verde 62°F | Thunderstorms possible | 54% rain HOLY COW, Bourgade! You're leaving the Valley for Camp Verde, where the Cowboys have ordered rain, thunder, and a little mud with their playoff football! Bring your raincoats, extra socks, and maybe a canoe for the trip home! 🌩️ #17 Scottsdale Prep @ #16 Trivium Prep 67°F | Thunderstorms possible | 54% rain Two Prep schools, one football, and Mother Nature apparently forgot to study for the weather exam! Forget the SAT scores tonight, gentlemen. The only test that matters is whether you can hold onto a wet football! ☁️ #21 Lincoln Prep @ #12 Parker 73°F | Mostly cloudy | 2% rain While the rest of Arizona is preparing for a monsoon, Parker apparently booked a vacation! Lincoln Prep gets one of the nicest forecasts of the evening. No weather excuses here, boys. Just football and a long bus ride! ⛈️ #20 Heritage Academy Mesa @ #13 Pima 64°F | Thunderstorms possible | 54% rain The Heritage Academy boys are heading east, where Pima has apparently arranged a special playoff welcome! Thunder, lightning, and rain! Somebody tell the visiting team this isn't a water polo tournament! 🌧️ #19 Cortez @ #14 Tanque Verde 65°F | Thunderstorms possible | 52% rain Cortez is coming down from Phoenix expecting a little Tucson sunshine! SURPRISE! The Hawks have ordered rain, thunder, and possibly a few slippery footballs! Somebody check whether the visiting team packed cleats or flip-flops! ⛈️ #22 Morenci @ #11 St. Johns 65°F | Clouds, storms possible later | 49% rain Morenci is heading into Redskins territory, where the forecast calls for a possible second-half thunderstorm! Forget the halftime adjustments, Coach. You might need to adjust the windshield wipers! 🌩️ #23 Desert Star @ #10 Veritas Prep 65°F | Thunderstorms possible | 54% rain The Desert Star Wolves are leaving Fort Mohave for Phoenix, where apparently the desert has decided to become a swimming pool! The Wolves might want to bring some towels. And somebody remind them that howling at the thunder doesn't make it stop! 🌧️ #18 Alchesay @ #15 Tuba City Around 60°F | Cloudy at kickoff | Storms possible later The Falcons are flying into Warrior territory, and Mother Nature has issued a warning! Temperatures falling into the 50s, possible thunderstorms, and a long ride home for somebody! If you're flying tonight, Falcons, watch out for the turbulence! 🏈 THE WILDMAN'S FINAL WEATHER WARNING! The Evil Empire has spent all season calculating power points, rankings, and playoff seeds. But apparently NOBODY CONSULTED MOTHER NATURE! She doesn't care about your seed, your record, or your strength of schedule! GOOD LUCK TO ALL 16 TEAMS! And remember, coaches: HOLD ONTO THE FOOTBALL! THE ONLY THING WORSE THAN A FIRST-ROUND PLAYOFF LOSS IS A FIRST-ROUND PLAYOFF LOSS IN WET UNDERWEAR!

AZSportsnetwork — 3A Evil Empire Friday Night FB October 30, 2026: Game For All the Marbles: #15 Dysart #12 River Valley This is as easy as it gets! Win and you are IN lose and ......Maybe River Valley can lose and still get in but not so sure about Dysart with Sabino and possibly Blue Ridge nipping at their tail. This could be one high scoring affair!