Not nearly as funny as I think I am

Louisiana, USA
Joined November 2010
Poor Arch Manning getting dunked on by Missouri
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The things you come across on a Saturday morning
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I found a new friend at Rouge et Blanc
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Our friend @BrianBeckner has already purchased a ticket
AMC Theatres is testing a new layout that includes a chair facing the back row. CEO Adam Aron comments, “Sometimes experiencing the magic yourself isn’t enough. Now you can watch your partner take it all in — and see that indescribable feeling when the lights begin to dim.”
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Still haven’t found the “ Home of @snowlikejonn” sign
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See your cuck chair and raise you a cuck sectional
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Scoop it up @BrianBeckner
💔 Lori Loughlin files for divorce to end nearly 30-year marriage to Mossimo Giannulli. Details: tmz.me/4gTCqkR
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Wasn’t @TravisRodgers the one that was a big fan of Clare Arnold on 90210? Saw she is on this season of “Reacher”.
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SpaceX has just officially announced Starbase, Louisiana, a new $100+ billion spaceport in South Louisiana near Pecan Island. Construction starts in 2027, with the first Starship launch from the new site planned for 2029. Starbase, Louisiana will be built to support thousands of Starship flights a year. This self-sustaining spaceport will have propellant production, power generation, deep-water shipping capabilities, vehicle processing facilities, and an airport. SpaceX is committed to investing at least $100 billion and creating more than 3,000 new jobs at Starbase, Louisana hiring heavily from nearby communities and utilizing Louisiana workers’ extensive experience of building complex infrastructure in their unique environment. In Vermilion Parish, the shoreline is eroding between 3.3 and 23 feet per year. SpaceX is partnering with state and federal agencies to expand Louisiana’s Coastal Master Plan and Coastal Wetlands Planning, Protection and Restoration Act projects, including Gulf shoreline protection breakwaters designed to reduce wave energy and slow loss along the Gulf edge.
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You can hate this all you want, but your issue is with the NCAA, not LSU. They fumbled the 5 in 5. Lane isn’t paid to protect the spirit of a rule the NCAA couldn’t properly implement. He’s paid to win football games.
After a Monday evening videoconference of the Presidents and Chancellors of the Southeastern Conference, the Conference is issuing the following statement:
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It’s going to be fun watching rocket launches during night games in Tiger Stadium!
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You should apply @SuperLee5
Minneapolis searching for paid ‘Poet Laureate’ despite facing $60 million budget shortfall Whoever is chosen for the position will receive $16,000 over two years and write "an official poem for the City of Minneapolis reflecting on a current moment in the City of Minneapolis."
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Wife teaches pre-k…just texted me the following exchange: “Hey Mrs. Teacher, my dad is kinda gay so he has a fat four wheeler” 😂😂😂
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Lalicious retweeted
We mourn today the passing of LSU legend Skip Bertman, the greatest coach in college baseball history, a visionary leader, and one of the most impactful figures in the evolution of collegiate athletics.
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One of the best ever. RIP Skip.
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Any of you dealt with a torn rotator cuff and want to tell me about it? X-ray shows no structural damage so start PT until insurance says to move on to next steps. Been bothering me for a couple months and pretty sure it’s not a strain.
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That was the last time they asked Brad to give the safety moment before the meeting
I want to have a beer w this guy. I haven't laughed that hard in forever
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