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Pete

@LTP_15

Admit Nothing, Deny Everything, Make Counter Accusations. Work hard, play hard, sham harder.

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Joined February 2012
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Life in the military got me like
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Smacks microphone* "Anyone home?"
I'm just jenny from the block
The sexual tension between the bar and my meat during shrugs
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Its that time of year ladies.
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Easy there super chief
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Women over 35 will do that thing you like.
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HIHFTY haha
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Felt good to be back behind the wheel chauffin again
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How to win at Sunday 1. Nap 2. Drink beer – at Hackensack, NJ
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RSVP’s “NO” to Monday – at Hackensack, NJ
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Bunch Of
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stay classy carolina
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Nothing starts an 11 day straight work stretch like an unsuspected 13hr shift
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me : is it strange to talk to yourself ? me : fuck no.
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This team is special.
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Bend the knee
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We must defend what is ours. #StanleyCup #GameofThrones
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I bet childbirth was really easy for Elastagirl
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Its hard to keep up with my training partners and I'm the only natty one. And the programming is designed for non natty athletes.
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