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Unceded Duwamish Territory
Joined October 2022
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Me: So you see, "LabGrownNeet" is counter-signaling. Im demonstrating confidence that ppl sense Im actually a career-chad Robin Hanson: You're not using "counter-signaling" correctly. Me: Ah yes - Ive been meaning to correct you on this. Words actually mean what they sound like
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Just went on a 2nd date. I said that she seemed uncomfortable w being the topic of conversation. Her face contorted in disbelief. She demanded I say what else Id noticed. After each observation, she insatiably demanded more. Which is confusing bc my observations are clearly wrong
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The Effective Altruists continue their war on babies 😔
Replying to @NathanpmYoung
babies are a necessary evil. I am sorry. I will hold your baby. I like babies. But I am am rooting for the implacable progression of time.
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You see a kid and he's one way. Then you see him a year later and he's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT I'm calling for a pause on time until we know whats going on
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Ok neets, its time to pick my theme for next year. Like the thing I focus on improving/exploring in my daily life. We'll do it in brackets Bracket 1
38%Content Creation
50%Mood/Happiness
0%Social Skills
12%Drugs/Supplements
8 votes • 5 days
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Bracket 3
0%Family
67%Friends
33%Romance
0%The public (throw events)
3 votes • 5 days
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Bracket 4
0%Use AI more
50%Understand AI more
50%"Amish hours" of no tech
0%Looksmaxing
2 votes • 5 days
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This one's a banger. Yall are missing out
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At my first Vibecamp, someone asked what I tweet about. I had no idea. It's an impossible question. I said "real estate." Her eyes died and she wandered off. Now I know why I didnt have a good answer. The 2026 midterms hadnt happened yet.
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I'm sorry babe but Blue Mississippi means you have to be on top
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This was fun, but the median voter has spoken. We're now asking our friends about their relationships. And not just in a binary sense of whether the relationship still exists. We're asking how they feel about it
Male friendships are so fun "Hey I got engaged and need your address for invites" "oh sick, I also got engaged a couple months back and need yours"
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Vox populi, vox dei. For the rest of the year, we're going radfem. Weekly reading attached. Join in!
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I asked neet to send this message to create plausible deniability. Also im actually a man. I just pretend to be a woman for clout. And to make my interest in women's fashion more palatable. Also, neither of us went to mit. We dont want any stolen valor! But we will take the orgy.
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I once brought a pack of whiteclaw to a rat party. A year later, the hosts were moving and held another party to give away their stuff, including the box of whiteclaw. Untouched. Pristine. So I took it back. Later, I brought it to another rat party. Where it was again untouched.
Replying to @auderdy
it's not even about gifts. It's about it being a party. if a party is at a home and has over 50 guests then whatever six pack or bottle of wine you bring will be devoured by the end of the night anyway
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They didnt actually hold a party to give away their stuff, per se. They were auctioning it off. But the price was set by the second highest bidder. And no one bid against anyone else 😈
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the candy hypergamy is brutal
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If your supplements work so well then why aren't you a neet?
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The hardest part of stanning Aella is the surveys
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