Publicist at @thrilljockey. Guitar in Stander & Genital Shame live band. He/him/his.

Chicago, IL
Joined May 2017
Mark Kozelek:
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This may put Lambgoat to shame for worst comments section in the music web
Coming in 2026, as we celebrate our 30th anniversary, we’re finally planning to add a comments section and reader scores to all of our album reviews. That’s over 30,000 pieces of music criticism on which you’ll be able to leave your own Pitchfork review and score for the very first time. We’re going to beta test with 500 readers now, and we’ll be back with more information soon. We can’t wait for your takes to be on our website.
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I don't often still check in here, but when I do, I'm reminded of some of the fun, and way more of the worst cultural, particularly film and music, takes I've ever seen. Great stuff, keep it up.
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"sex doesn't need to be in movies at all" - how do I remove this type of human from ever reaching my eyes and ears ever again
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Me every time Stander plays
Got insanely sad while driving home from the post metal gig.
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Patrick Shiroishi's 𝐹𝑜𝓇𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝐼𝓈 𝒱𝒾𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓃𝓉 -- out this friday
Patrick Shiroishi of The Armed and Fuubutsushi announces new solo album, Forgetting Is Violent, which features collaborations with Aaron Turner, Gemma Thompson, Mat Ball, and more buff.ly/IeyZn21
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can’t believe people are tut tutting “graphic video” dude I’ve been seeing little kids get their limbs shredded into ribbons and burned alive in hospital beds for two years that was nothing
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Wait... are other people not also switching constantly? I always do neck for clean and bridge for distorted unless I want a more fuzzed out sound. I know neck for leads is a thing but I don't care about that.
R u a neck pickup or a bridge pickup person? Or the dreaded middle?
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Our friend @Lackthrush shared a supercut of studio footage of us working on "Indelible" Flickering Resonance is out May 16 on @rfcrecords, but Chicago gets a chance to hear the album early at our listening party at @HalfAcreBeer on April 20 - RSVP here docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F…
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She is the funniest person in the world
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lmao what the hell. I thought the song was edited in but it’s real. the flow sounds like the Pharcyde or something but the instrumental honestly sounds like it could have dropped today
That one Fantastic 4 rap scene go crazy. Shit is ill as fuck. Lil Ugly Mane's daddy right here.
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Some of the most genuinely depressing series of tweets I’ve seen in a hot minute, which may be indicative of my time mostly not on here. But yeesh.
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Do something that scares you every day. If you do that, then each day, little by little, you will be scared. Every day will be scary, and your life will be very scary. 💫
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A modern day story of Icarus, wherein the Harris/Walz campaign flies too close to the shitposting sun
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It feels like a uniquely "tech" idea to charge a label/artist/publicist for press coverage of an artist who is the very reason people might come to read the publication in the first place.
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Some angel investor get Thom the funds
Well the WB area lost another venue, didn’t even make it a full year. If I had the start up I’d get one going.
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