PR man & spokesperson @Ladbrokes. Can occasionally be heard on radio, seen on TV. Often at an oche.
London, England
Joined February 2014
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July 2020 - Hands, Face, Space.
July 2021 - Hands, touching hands. Reaching out. Touching me. TOUCHING YOUUUUUUU.
12 seconds it takes for anyone to bother celebrating with him.
TRENT ➡️ GORDON ⚽️🔥
Anthony Gordon can't stop scoring for England, 3 goals in his last 3 games for England 🏴
#ITVFootball | @England
Someone keeps writing incorrect Millwall scores on the floor in my local (Gravesend) park.
Not a lot else to add really.
So if Spurs lose in the third round of the FA Cup, then 15% of their total games this season will have been pre-season friendlies.
Looking forward to Hannibal's retrospective two-game ban for successfully deceiving officials directly leading to a goal... #wba
You could have watched Reservoir Dogs, with a toilet break, in the time it took them to play that frame.
One hundred minutes...
The frame between Mark Allen and Wu Yize is the longest EVER at the Crucible.
#WorldChampionship
Seventh in the league when it comes to expected goal difference, you'll never sing that 🎶
The Sky Bet Championship table according to expected goal difference (xGD):
1️⃣ Coventry: +31.69
2️⃣ Ipswich: +27.27
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3️⃣ Middlesbrough: +20.83
4️⃣ Southampton: +15.53
5️⃣ Birmingham: +14.34
6️⃣ Sheff Utd: +11.98
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7️⃣ West Brom: +8.62
8️⃣ Watford: +7.96
9️⃣ Millwall: +6.47
1️⃣0️⃣ Blackburn: +3.21
1️⃣1️⃣ Portsmouth: +0.37
1️⃣2️⃣ Derby: -0.79
1️⃣3️⃣ QPR: -2.28
1️⃣4️⃣ Norwich: -3.66
1️⃣5️⃣ Wrexham: -4.40
1️⃣6️⃣ Swansea: -5.53
1️⃣7️⃣ Bristol City: -6.02
1️⃣8️⃣ Stoke: -10.07
1️⃣9️⃣ Oxford: -10.96
2️⃣0️⃣ Preston: -13.33
2️⃣1️⃣ Charlton: -14.22
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2️⃣2️⃣ Leicester: -15.35
2️⃣3️⃣ Hull: -16.68
2️⃣4️⃣ Sheff Weds: -44.97
Jason Steele has got to be the most 'I thought it was one of the lads winding me up!' inclusions of all-time, surely @FootballCliches?
Max Dowman becomes the first player born after Joe McElderry's X Factor win to score a Premier League goal.
Alex Apati retweeted
August Priske heads home but the linesman has given offside.
🔵 0-0 🟢 | 90+5' | #BCFC
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Jade: "I was getting so frustrated by you constantly interru-"
James: "I do apologise for that."
#TheTraitors
