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Women complaining about reading Hatchet would love a book where a powerful man forces a woman to read Hatchet
Here's a list of non-woke prose BOY BOOKS:
Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson
Robinson Crusoe by Daniel Defoe
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer / Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain
The Call of the Wild / White Fang by Jack London
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea (or Journey to the Center of the Earth) by Jules Verne
The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis
The Hobbit / The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien
Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens
Watership Down by Richard Adams
The Redwall series by Brian Jacques
Shadow of the Gloom World by Roger Eldridge
Anthem by Ayn Rand
Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling
Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer
Alex Rider series by Anthony Horowitz
Rangerโs Apprentice series by John Flanagan
Enderโs Game by Orson Scott Card
The Maze Runner series by James Dashner
Eragon / The Inheritance Cycle by Christopher Paolini
Redwall series by Brian Jacques
Hatchet by Gary Paulsen
The Martian by Andy Weir
The Hardy Boys series
Alcatraz vs. the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson
The Runestone Saga by C.C. Humphreys
Skulduggery Pleasant by Derek Landy
The Spookโs Apprentice (Last Apprentice) series by Joseph Delaney
Brotherband Chronicles by John Flanagan
Edgar Rice Burroughsโ Tarzan or John Carter of Mars series
Holes by Louis Sachar
My Side of the Mountain by Jean Craighead George
Peak by Roland Smith
The Lost World by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
King Solomonโs Mines by H. Rider Haggard
Swiss Family Robinson by Johann David Wyss
Tarzan of the Apes by Edgar Rice Burroughs
Skulduggery Pleasant series by Derek Landy
The Last Apprentice series by Joseph Delaney
Brotherband Chronicles by John Flanagan
The Bartimaeus Trilogy by Jonathan Stroud
Fablehaven series by Brandon Mull
CHERUB series by Robert Muchamore
The Reckoners series by Brandon Sanderson
Pendragon series by D.J. MacHale
Young Bond series by Charlie Higson
True Grit by Charles Portis
The Giver by Lois Lowry
Enderโs Shadow by Orson Scott Card
The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury
Foundation by Isaac Asimov
I find it hilarious that there are women on this post shrieking, "I can read these books too!" I never said you couldn't go talk to your fathers, and maybe realize there's an entire world outside you.
Oh, and I find it funny you're not gushing over the girl books list. Almost like you just can't handle boys liking things that have nothing to do with you.
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Here's a list of non woke prose GIRL BOOKS (with very little to no focus on romance):
Nancy Drew series โ Carolyn Keene
Little House on the Prairie series โ Laura Ingalls Wilder
The Secret Garden โ Frances Hodgson Burnett
A Little Princess โ Frances Hodgson Burnett
Heidi โ Johanna Spyri
The Chronicles of Narnia โ C.S. Lewis
What Katy Did โ Susan Coolidge
Ballet Shoes โ Noel Streatfeild
Pollyanna โ Eleanor H. Porter
Island of the Blue Dolphins โ Scott OโDell
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz โ L. Frank Baum
Aliceโs Adventures in Wonderland โ Lewis Carroll
Matilda โ Roald Dahl
A Wrinkle in Time โ Madeleine LโEngle
Black Beauty โ Anna Sewell
National Velvet โ Enid Bagnold
The Borrowers โ Mary Norton
The Wolves of Willoughby Chase โ Joan Aiken
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler โ E.L. Konigsburg
Harriet the Spy โ Louise Fitzhugh
Pippi Longstocking โ Astrid Lindgren
The Phantom Tollbooth โ Norton Juster
Watership Down โ Richard Adams
The Wind in the Willows โ Kenneth Grahame
Keeping Secrets by Tormod Haugen
Afternoon of the Elves by Janet Taylor Lisle
The Ghost Belonged to Me by Richard Peck
Escape to Witch Mountain by Alexander Key
Animal Farm by George Orwell
So LMAO I watched some clips of the "well-regarded" show. To say it is trash is to be kind. The acting is poor at best. The entire lore (what little there was of it) is completely changed, and you'll never guess why! Because feminists can't even be consistent in their own beliefs! The show is filled with diverse casting, explicitly against the book's rules. The writing is atrocious, especially compared to the book, which was competent enough and even kind of sweet at times.
I can't believe people aren't too embarrassed to admit they like it and that the reason they like it is because they live in a world of double-think and smut.
List of books I don't think women should be allowed to read:
Blood Meridian (McCarthy)
The Road (McCarthy)
No Country for Old Men (McCarthy)
Child of God (McCarthy)
Outer Dark (McCarthy)
For Whom the Bell Tolls (Hemingway)
The Sun Also Rises (Hemingway)
A Farewell to Arms (Hemingway)
The Old Man and the Sea (Hemingway)
Moby-Dick (Melville)
Heart of Darkness (Conrad)
Deliverance (Dickey)
All Quiet on the Western Front (Remarque)
The Things They Carried (OโBrien)
The Killer Inside Me (Thompson)
Pop. 1280 (Thompson)
The Painted Bird (Kosiลski)
Last Exit to Brooklyn (Selby)
Journey to the End of the Night (Cรฉline)
In case you're wondering, I think men should be allowed to read whatever books they want lol
Ok men only, do you love The Handmaid's Tale book? Did you even read it in school when they wanted you to read it? Did you buy it?
Here are some of my thoughts on this thoroughly mediocre thought experiment book that should not be assigned reading in schools:
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Here's a list of non woke prose GIRL BOOKS (with very little to no focus on romance):
Nancy Drew series โ Carolyn Keene
Little House on the Prairie series โ Laura Ingalls Wilder
The Secret Garden โ Frances Hodgson Burnett
A Little Princess โ Frances Hodgson Burnett
Heidi โ Johanna Spyri
The Chronicles of Narnia โ C.S. Lewis
What Katy Did โ Susan Coolidge
Ballet Shoes โ Noel Streatfeild
Pollyanna โ Eleanor H. Porter
Island of the Blue Dolphins โ Scott OโDell
The Wonderful Wizard of Oz โ L. Frank Baum
Aliceโs Adventures in Wonderland โ Lewis Carroll
Matilda โ Roald Dahl
A Wrinkle in Time โ Madeleine LโEngle
Black Beauty โ Anna Sewell
National Velvet โ Enid Bagnold
The Borrowers โ Mary Norton
The Wolves of Willoughby Chase โ Joan Aiken
From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler โ E.L. Konigsburg
Harriet the Spy โ Louise Fitzhugh
Pippi Longstocking โ Astrid Lindgren
The Phantom Tollbooth โ Norton Juster
Watership Down โ Richard Adams
The Wind in the Willows โ Kenneth Grahame
Keeping Secrets by Tormod Haugen
Afternoon of the Elves by Janet Taylor Lisle
The Ghost Belonged to Me by Richard Peck
Escape to Witch Mountain by Alexander Key
Animal Farm by George Orwell
Nobody "places" it there.
It is just there, no matter how many tantrums you throw, little girl
We are going to have a fundamental difference of opinion if you think the answer to boys not reading is to write about โboy stuffโ and not rethink how we engage with boys in general let alone as readers. No specific interest or taste should be placed on a gender binary!!!
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This test is actually surprisingly accurate, although it relies on a woman being truthful with her rankings, and I could see that being an issue for a modern woman who wants to look good on social media for her woke followers.
The only issue for me was on nearly half the ranking pages, there were many times I didn't find any of the faces attractive but had to choose at least one to move on.
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The Scrambled Brains EGGBEATER trading card with artwork by @AdhockArt is on the way! Here is the front, the back has a spooky recipe you should absolutely NOT try!
Everyone who signed up for the email list in the beginning gets one for FREE with their book! That was 250 people! (the magnets, hats, aprons, spoons, coasters, prints, and magnets are already here and have been)
@ScatenaVinny told me he was working on those last 4 pages as of a couple weeks ago. Soon it will be in my hands for lettering and then YOUR HANDS!
Next up, I now have all the materials for the handmade plushies!
Thank you, everyone, for your patience!
This feels like a women's collective psyop. Women hate that men enjoy anything. They hate the thought of men having enjoyment from things that don't involve women. That's why they insist upon forcing themselves into your hobbies and then whining about those hobbies. They're also retarded en masse, which is why they don't understand male literature. Women should probably have to take an IQ test before reading male lit like Hatchet, Ender's Game, and shouldn't even be allowed to read Blood Meridian.
Hatchet is an excellent book and more useful than Lord of the Flies.
Don't listen to the bitches about "male literature."
The first novel I ever loved was the survival classic Hatchet, but recently Iโve learned that a *lot* of women despise this book, and see it is as something they were forced to read in school to entice the idiot illiterate boys in their English class. I dove into that tension!
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