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Weird werewolf/suplex machine haunting the woods. She/Her. Milf-age goth trans woman, grumpy horror nerd. @Lokinne is a hot nerd. NSFW definitely no minors 🔞

Underneath your bed
Joined November 2012
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FYI I'm pretty much gone from the twitter hellscape, find me over there!
I don't know where 800 people came from in less than a week but I love you all right as the site is collapsing @ ladykalma dot bsky dot social Literally getting set up as we speak
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FREE AVATAR GIVEAWAY! Just in time for Furality Ultra, I will be giving away an avatar base! You just have to follow me, like and repost this post, to enter the raffle! You'll get the Revia + Protogen DLC, with Furality Ultra themed content! Ends 6/8 #vrchat #furry #furality
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She lives in Norway, celebrates Norway, dress in our national clothes, fights for Norway in the Olympics, she is norwegian. Proud to have her. Get your racist ass out of our affairs.
As someone commented on IG, this is a "Notwegian".
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Hey @Steam, can you explain when you started allowing such games to be uploaded on your platform? I understand you wanna support people’s “creativity” but this is ridiculous. To see this exists and the exact game description is disgusting. Made me sick to my stomach.
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This is *the most* depressing thing I've ever seen be done to a creator. Yall have genuinely sucked the joy out of this thing from someone who just wanted to make a silly serious cartoon for people to enjoy.
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Lady Kalma retweeted
Heartwarming: Monster girl in love with bigger, scarier monster girl.
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Sketched Queen Xenomorphs fighting over who the hottest one is. I think the red ones are supposed to be bigger but I forgot 😅
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lmao
Dave Oshry, CEO of New Blood Interactive, will never uninstall Doom from his PC, and has over 488 hours in Fallout 76: 'It's the best cryptid hunting game' pcgamer.com/games/fps/dave-o…
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reminder that throughout Requiem, our girl was higher than giraffe pussy
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Brush Burial: Gutter World is set to release November 19 but you can play the Demo now, on Steam. and do stuff like this
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Lady Kalma retweeted
[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Kinda wild that there’s a pretty goth girl version of Sam Raimi running around
Sam Raimi’s daughter Emma Raimi at the World Premiere for “SEND HELP”.
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Healthy relationship — 人狼の愛 🐺
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reminding people once again, i’m a cook, a carnivore, and love chewing on girls let me butcher you
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Wendigo colored sketch commission for @LadyKalma >:D
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JUST CONFIRMED!!!! Our next guest will be @Limitless_SLPW very own... watch for updates!! #SecondLife #wrestlingcommunity #furryfriends #Metaverse #podcasting #wrestling #furries #Interviews #wrestleUNIVERSE
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that's not rasslin!
I would imagine some people had their minds blown watching Kevin Von Erich do this on TBS in August 1981.
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💜Organic Woodchipper Dogs💜 My Beloved
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it's ok I know what you're here for I won't feel bad
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New adoptable is avaliable on deviant!
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