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Guttersnipe. Jokes are my style of seriousness.

Joined January 2012
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Oh look, it's Dudley Do-Rape!
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I threw up. That's my gut's answer.
There's a very simple question Whom do you trust, Nigel Farage, or Rupert Lowe ? Your gut will tell you
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Damn. I thought muslims weren't allow to cook pigs?
“Donald, look, I know you struggled with my name. So after JD [Vance] swears me in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.” — Abdul El-Sayed to Donald Trump after winning the midterm election
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Labour will collapse your local council and hand it to the incompetent boobs at Reform, because of insufficient fealty to Israel.
🟢 EXCL: Understand Green cllrs on Havant Council have submitted a motion of no confidence in the Labour leader after Labour pulled out of the power sharing deal over the ZIR motion. The Havant Greens had said they recognised problematic elements of the motion but denied it was anti semitic and said they could not ask the party leadership to reject it as it was voted for democratically by members. Havant was ran by a “rainbow coalition” of Labour, Greens & LDs. Current make up of HBC: Reform - 9 Labour - 7 Conservative- 5 LD - 5 Greens - 5 Independent- 4 Plus one seat vacant due to by elex
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Donald Trump just had a mental breakdown on Fox News over the midterm elections.. MAGA, this is what “cope” and “crying harder” looks like.
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George Monbiot: “I’m not going to take lessons in climate from someone from Policy Exchange which is funded by the oil industry” David Goodhart (Policy Exchange): “It isn’t” GM: “I can demonstrate that it is” DG: “Anyway, that’s not what we’re here to discuss” #PoliticsLive
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Can the hackers defrost my fridge freezer for me please? Can’t be arsed doing it myself.
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😂
BREAKING NEWS: VLADIMIR PUTIN LOSES U.S. HOUSE AND SENATE
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Terfs who call using non-binary pronouns a "moral injury" & "compelled speech" are demanding the right to verbally terrorise trans children.
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Today’s Supreme Court hearing on Palestine Action is a huge moment for free speech and the right to protest in this country. The government has debased itself by upholding this absurd and draconian ban. Opposing genocide is not a crime. De-proscribe Palestine Action now.
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tech bros after this week
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Replying to @Lady_Colleen
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Trump got smashed
"I don't go with the consensus that Trump is going to get smashed." Nigel Farage is joined by the Daily Wire's Michael Knowles as Americans head to the polls in the midterm elections.
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Does anyone know the Arabic for "lawyer up"?
I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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Pretend I’m on the ballot. Ok cunty, we will 😂🤣🤣🤣
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Girls be like “I really needed this” and its an entire country rejecting that fat orange deranged fuck.
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There was a red wave last night, too. It was caused by Trump throwing ketchup bottles at the wall.
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Another payday for Britain's most useless lawyer.
Sandie Peggie announces appeal against tribunal judgment. Statement says: "the Notice of Appeal is expected to be submitted to the Employment Appeal Tribunal within the coming week. Sandie remains...
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I want every pronoun on my desk by MIDNIGHT!!!!!!
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twitter ain’t been this funny since charlie got kirked
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