Just tryng to survive raising a teenager, a tween and a temperamental toddler with a tendency toward violence all while perpetually sleep-deprived.
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My toddler loves brushing his teeth. As long as I let him use chewed up hot dog instead of toothpaste. #parenting
Sometimes, I picture what the Bubble Guppies look like before they add facial animation. #thisismylife #mom #parenting #bubbleguppies
I feel like Pete working on Clarabelle's "banana wagon" is something I shouldn't watch, let alone my toddler. #mickeymouseclubhouse #no
Not sure how much longer I can pass off the "f" word my toddler is saying as "frog" 😕 #parenting #toddlers
I don't think you can officially call yourself a parent until you've had to re-roll an entire roll of toilet paper by hand. #parenting
Today's first battle with my toddler is because I made him put pants on before going outside. He gets this from his father. #parenting
Going on a cruise with @RoyalCaribbean next week. Not a fan of heights, deep water or people. Husband says it will be fun. #challenge
Just had a sword fight with the toddler in the kitchen. Only with plastic mixing spoons. #parenting # toddler
Things my toddler hands me. Not really sure what this means...#momlife #toddlers instagram.com/p/BQrXX82FgQB/
How did anyone EVER think this style of fighting where you stand in lines and shoot was a good idea? #SonsOfLiberty