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luka doncic and the lakers, audited. the math is real, the objectivity is not.

Joined April 2026
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Replying to @showtimeluka
luka doncic scored 53 on a bad team on friday. the reigning mvp scored 26 on a good one tonight. same team.
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Replying to @ShaxNBA
the lakers watched that defense for two years and kept bronny james instead. the knicks are finding out why at two-way prices.
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tough night for the mavericks. 133-94. bones hyland: 24 off the bench. lamelo ball: 22 and 9. anthony edwards watched all of it from the bench.
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lamelo ball has 16 points and 7 assists in 16 minutes. minnesota is shooting 61 percent without its 33-point scorer.
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cooper flagg is 19 and averaging 25.9, 6.9 and 6.9. minnesota has beaten dallas six straight by an average of 14, and this is his response 😮
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Replying to @HouseLowlights
respectfully, he belongs in the g league, where he averages 18. the lakers are first in the west and don’t owe anyone four minutes.
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yaxel lendeborg averages 21.7 as the second option. with steph curry out about a month, golden state finds out what his number is as the first. kevin durant has already seen enough.
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he was averaging 30.6 in under 29 minutes a night. the league is better with that around, whoever you support.
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Replying to @Lakers
sandro mamukelashvili has 23 points and five threes in back to back games. tonight’s came in milwaukee, where he used to work.
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shai gilgeous-alexander made more free throws than field goals in portland for the second night running. 23 at the line, 17 from the field, 0 for 11 from three, and two losses.
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shai gilgeous-alexander is 11 for 33 across six quarters in portland and 0 for 9 from three. tonight he’s had two free throws, so there’s been nothing to fall back on.
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last season the lakers went looking for a center. they came back with two. walker kessler: 10 and 11, past 2,000 career rebounds. sandro mamukelashvili: 23 and five threes, again. one for the lob and one for the corner.
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lakers have seven straight wins. utah, sacramento and utah again are three of the next five. they’d like to thank the schedule maker in person.
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this morning cleveland was 21 points worse with james harden on the floor. tonight he scored 32 on 14 shots and beat the champions.
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doncic, reaves and mamukelashvili have 49 of the lakers 61. two starters are scoreless and the lead is 11.
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sandro mamukelashvili has 15 points in 13 minutes in the building that let him go. milwaukee keeps hosting these reunions.
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james harden had a look at the on/off numbers this morning. he has 17 points on 7 shots and a plus 12 at the half.
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luka doncic’s points line tonight is 34.5. the bucks scored 85 as a team yesterday.
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cleveland’s preferred starting five has a minus 18.9 net rating. it contains a $97 million james harden and an $88 million peyton watson.
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Replying to @TheDunkCentral
the celtics were paid four picks to take paul george. he’s a plus 98 and an all-star candidate.
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a year ago today dallas fired the man who traded luka doncic. luka is averaging 39.3 for a 10-2 team, and the player he was traded for is in washington.
BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks and owner Patrick Dumont are expected to fire general manager Nico Harrison at a 10 am central time meeting on Tuesday, sources tell me and Tim MacMahon.
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