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watching sports has done permanent and irreversible damage to how I view aging.
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I’m from the middle of nowhere Mississippi and even the most unhinged racist I know couldn’t come up with a story like this.
Memphis police arrested 13 people after catching them unloading more than $250,000 worth of stolen fried chicken from an 18-wheeler behind a motel. Officers also recovered guns, fentanyl and cocaine.
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In 5 years the only jobs left in the US economy will be podcaster, vibe coded app developer, online prostitute, or rain bet instagram reel promoter. Take your pick now
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not to be a prude but I don’t think the mass adoption of online casinos, sports betting, synthetic marijuana, and porn is really the best thing. will go as far to say that it might even be bad. just a theory though idk
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Pleading temporary insanity for my public urination case
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The Jews put a bio weapon in alcohol that makes you want to text your ex
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More cities need to adopt the 23 and up bars.
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this cannot be real
I love dating in SF
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All the beautiful women move to Scottsdale so they can acclimate themselves to the heat they’re gonna feel in hell.
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the most pure form of love in this dystopian late capitalist society are the couples that DoorDash together. seeing a couple pulling up in an uninsured 03 Toyota Camry to drop off my Tacobell order is like watching a rose grow through the cracks in the concrete of a busy city street.
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refuses to accept building rockets as evidence of intelligence but somehow an undergrad transcript is. ok
Elon Musk is not a genius, and not even strikingly intelligent. Listen to the man speak, don't say "goo goo, gah gah, capitalistic success=muh genius." His academic record is also meh. No honors from Penn, took seven years to graduate, lied about getting into Stanford's PhD in physics program (he was admitted into their grad program in Materials Science and Engineering), decent but not spectacular in high school. It's a mystery he even got in to Penn.
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Bro it’s called a Roth IRA, it’s so sick. You just live like a povert for 50 years, then one day you wake up and your cock doesn’t work but you get to open your phone and see a big number, and the best part? It’s all tax free.
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Lando retweeted
Career Advice: make every decision that takes you closer to not having LinkedIn
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Women will look you dead in the eyes and say there’s 0 difference between Men and women, then start crying bc they saw road kill.
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I’d rather get brain surgery from a clinic in fucking Mogadishu, Somalia than be a man in the dating pool in the US in 2026.
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