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Writer, mom, marathoner, serial volunteer.

Denver, CO
Joined March 2007
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Too many people I love in my life over the age of 50 cannot pronounce Gruyère. Not a problem worth solving I suppose, but it’s there.
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I mean, am I pronouncing it wrong? I’m outnumbered here, IS IT ME?
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These are the question you start asking yourself when you work at home and it’s week TWO of in-laws visiting and essentially becoming office mates.
I yell at my dog for charging at school buses on his walks. Turns out I get just as vehemently perturbed at cruise ships.
Wordle 214 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 so, do I quit my job now? I had no idea I was harboring this kind of vocabulary intellect.
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Wordle 212 4/6 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩⬛🟨⬛🟩 🟩⬛⬛🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Wordle 210 3/6 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Tried Wordle. Couldn’t win in six guesses. Thanks Marie Callender’s! 😡
I just killed a mosquito biting me while I stood in my office, then yelled at it like Samuel L. Jackson. In case you’re wondering how much I love late summer in Georgia.
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I was all in for Wally today.
Wally Funk was one of 13 women who went through a rigorous astronaut-training program in the 1960s. Like the others, she was ultimately denied the opportunity because of her gender. She will finally get her trip to space today, in Jeff Bezos’ rocket. nyti.ms/3rlZ7nH
My takeaway: I should ride my bike more.
Before it rolls off the assembly line, an electric Tesla Model 3 has generated 65% more emissions than a gas-powered Toyota RAV4. What happens next to flip the balance? on.wsj.com/3s5uNxf
I think it’s symbolic that my self-care regimen includes filling glasses of water then wandering off and forgetting where I left them.
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After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.
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Thanks @theillustrious for a great session of satire for EBWW. And my 8YO is also obsessed with Hamilton and has no rhythm but a penchant for remembering and reciting lyrics. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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Such a great piece @makedaeaster! I bought skates in San Diego a couple weeks before everything shut down. I’m grateful for this deep dive.
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I really kind of wanted Chris Wallace to be wearing basketball shorts on the bottom to reflect what most of our lives are like right now.
I’m bad at goodbyes. I’m just going to use pictures from around my house in San Diego as my Zoom virtual background so you think I still live there. #lifehack #milspouse
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