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My cat: *yelling for attention from the sofa seat next to me*
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My cat: *recoiling in horror after I dare touch her royal personage with my filthy peasant hands*
Alana Benson retweeted
🐐 Lewis Hamilton is the only driver in Formula 1 history to win a race in 17 different seasons.
You can now scroll through each of those historic seasons.
Alana Benson retweeted
Jensen Huang didn’t kiss the wall.
Neither did Shou Zi Chew, TikTok’s CEO.
That’s a big problem for you-know-who.
Get it now?
Alana Benson retweeted
So you’re saying Zelenskyy just destroyed the Russian refinery that Kushner was going to get for forcing Ukraine to surrender?
Ukraine struck the Volgograd oil refinery, which belongs to Lukoil. The same Lukoil that Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff have discussed with Putin. The proposed deal involves approximately $20 billion in assets, including oil fields, refineries, and gas stations across several continents.
Trump has repeatedly pressured Ukraine to refrain from attacking the russian oil industry. But at this stage, Ukraine appears to be ignoring him and systematically destroying russia’s capacity to wage war.
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Hamas have never ever claimed or committed operations outside Palestine.
So, I smell and we all smell hasbara bullshit. That's why BBC turned the comments off.
Suspected Hamas member wanted over alleged plot to kill Jewish people in Germany guilty of UK knife attack
bbc.in/4zV9AJ6
Alana Benson retweeted
It looks like the jews forced Jensen Huang out of his position as Nvidia CEO with some overhyped sex scandal shit so he could be replaced by an Israeli.
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And low and behold, life hasn't gotten any better for the most part. The country is still in a state of managed decline. High streets dying, transport utterly useless, emergency services strained to the maximum, and so on.
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Uma palestina, que recebeu Lewis Hamilton na fronteira de Rafah, agradeceu o atleta pelo apoio e pela visita. ❤️🩹🇵🇸
“Como uma garota palestina que ficou ferida na guerra, conhecer você e ter esse momento especial com você significa mais para mim do que as palavras podem
expressar.
Obrigada pela sua bondade, pelo seu apoio e por reservar tempo para tornar esse momento inesquecível. Ter você assinando seu boné é uma lembrança que levarei comigo para sempre.
Sua humanidade vai além das suas conquistas na pista. Você me lembrou que a bondade não tem fronteiras e que um pequeno gesto pode significar o mundo para alguém.
Obrigada, Lewis, do fundo do meu coração”
Alana Benson retweeted
To translate this to normal speech, they fired a guy who past 20 years been manually deploying patches to prod and replaced him with AI. AI can't figure out the root password because it's written on sticky note below his desk. They're trying to locate the desk.
We’ve monitored the status of the changes applied to improve serviceability and confirmed they're not taking as expected. We’re identifying alternate workstreams that can be applied to increase capacity in the face of sustained traffic management imbalances. More info under EX1550543 and MO1550821 in the Microsoft 365 admin center, as well as msft.it/6013xBHsf if the admin center is not available to you.
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Sky News apologises to Irish band kneecap after falsely accusing them of using lawsuits to silence unsavoury pro-Israeli & pro-genocide critics thejournal.ie/sky-news-apolo…
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Roald Dahl was one of histories only successful male honeypots, banging a congresswoman to exhaustion to persuade the US to be less isolationist
Alana Benson retweeted
there's something pure and beautiful about disliking a guy for no other reason than you just don't like him. its a fundamental part of being a sports fan
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Russell Brand is now in purgatory, having moved from isolation to a main wing. HMP inmates are already banging on cell doors and shouting his name. A prison officer told the BBC there's anger over his anal rape conviction, and former inmate Chris Atkins warns Brand faces “hell on earth.”
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Nelson Piquet is allowed back in the paddock after racially harassing Lewis. If they're going to do this stuff at least try to be consistent. They can't even get Stewarding consistent so this is too much to expect I suppose
f1 has banned a daily mail journalist from covering the last 3 races after he wrote an article calling charles names after the mexico gp
good to see them taking action 👏👏
"Thursday's letter, written by FIA general manager Alberto Villarreal, stated: 'The FIA considers that your article falls short of the standards of professionalism expected of media representatives accredited to cover the FIA Formula One World Championship.
'Accordingly, the FIA has decided to exercise its discretion under the 2026 FIA Formula One World Championship Accreditation Guidelines to withdraw your media accreditation for the remainder of the 2026 season, with immediate effect.'"
[via daily mail / @Nachez98]
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🚨 | Mercedes will use the final three races of the season to do testing for 2027, says Kimi Antonelli.
"These races will be very useful for us to understand the direction for next year."
[@Auto_Racer_it]
Alana Benson retweeted
So.. fred felt okay with these.. but immediately fired him once he offended charles?
