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I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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$BTC: Nothing has changed in the big picture. Bitcoin remains above support and has just retested it once again. Every move back towards support seems to create another wave of panic, while the structure remains the same. My longs I announced few days ago on X from $81,000 remain FULLY OPEN. I see no reason to panic and no reason to close any of these positions, as they are yet remaining in profit as we speak. Overall, I dont understand the nonsense of fear right now, but thats how the market works. Besides the longs, I continue holding the spot positions I started building at $60,000! Nothing changed, $94,000 remains my next big move Target.
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
How true is this video!!!
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🔥🚨DEVELOPING: The Red Hot Chili Peppers 1999 song “Californication” has started going viral after fans began uploading videos of their lyrics on TikTok that truly appear to prophesied life in 2026. This is one of the craziest things I’ve seen this year.
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$BTC: Since bottoming out and reclaiming the MA50 Daily, Bitcoin really never re-tested this level since the big upside move! Now it did, and I think that this support will hold and continue to move up from here
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
Dear Secretary Bessent @SecScottBessent, My name is Everett Stern. In 2010 I was a compliance officer at @HSBC. From a back office in New Castle, Delaware, I watched billions of dollars move to drug cartels, sanctioned regimes, and terrorist organizations. The enemies of the United States. I documented it, I escalated it, and when the bank would not act, I took it to the @FBI, the @CIA, and eventually the @SECGov. The result was a $1.92 billion settlement. At the time, it was one of the largest in American history. It was also about five weeks of the bank’s profit. Not one banker was charged. Not one went to prison. I paid a different price. I lost my career, my savings, and my place in the industry I had trained for. I was blacklisted. Every door in American finance closed at once. I slept on a camping cot in a 300 square foot apartment because I could not afford a bed, and I waited tables at @PFChangs to eat. I tell you this not for sympathy, but so you understand that I know exactly what it costs to do the right thing in American finance, and exactly how little the system does in return. I made that sacrifice because I believed it would change something. Yesterday, your department fined @BankofAmerica $1.2 billion for failing to report more than $5 billion in suspicious transactions, some of it tied by your own findings to Chinese laundering networks, narcotics, and the southwest border, alongside 475 apparent sanctions violations touching Russia, Iran, and global terrorism. The bank admitted it willfully violated the Bank Secrecy Act. Fourteen years after HSBC. A bank with “America” in its name. And once again, not one individual charged. Secretary Bessent, I want to say plainly what I believe you already know. The fines are not working. A fine is paid by shareholders, absorbed by the balance sheet, and forgotten by the next earnings call. Bank of America reported earnings this morning. Nobody who set the alert thresholds, nobody who decided the 2024 cease and desist could wait, nobody who chose the backlog over the law will lose a single thing they value. Their lives are untouched. That is the entire reason the behavior repeats. This is money laundering. This is blood money. Money that reaches a cartel buys fentanyl that kills Americans. Money that reaches a terrorist organization buys the next attack. This country has fought a war on drugs and a war on terror for decades, at enormous cost in lives and treasure, and all the while we have allowed the financing to flow through institutions we charter and regulate. Cut off the money and we win. We have never seriously tried. There is also a question of equal justice that I cannot let go. Before I walked into the FBI building to report HSBC, I stopped in front of the Great Seal on the wall and read the words engraved beneath it: “Justice is the defense of our liberty.” I believed that. I still want to. But every day in this country, people go to prison for crimes that are nothing next to moving money for the people who want Americans dead. A suit, a title, and a corporate badge should not be a shield from the consequences that apply to everyone else. If a street dealer goes to prison for what he sells, the banker who moved the cartel’s money should be standing next to him. I also want to raise something that is rarely said in these conversations. Why has no one inside Bank of America come forward the way I did? The answer is that everyone in American banking knows what happened to me, and to the whistleblowers who came after. The last person who spoke up is the only policy anyone believes. That is a culture problem, and it starts with leadership, in the banks and in the agencies that regulate them. This is not a political issue. It has spanned administrations of both parties. It is a national security issue, and I am asking you to treat it as one. Three things would change the math overnight. Refer individuals for criminal prosecution. Not the analyst in the queue. The executives who set the thresholds and chose the risk. One banker in handcuffs would do more than every fine in Treasury’s history combined. End “too big to jail.” An institution cannot be too big to fail and too big to jail at the same time. If it is the first, it must be held to a higher standard, not a lower one. And if Bank of America will not act as America’s bank, review its charter. A national charter is a privilege granted on behalf of the American people. It should be conditioned on not moving money for the people trying to kill them. Secretary Bessent, you said yesterday that these actions send a clear message that even the biggest institutions are not above the law. With respect, the institution was never the problem. The people inside it are above the law, and they know it. Until that changes, I will keep writing letters like this one, and the next bank will keep paying the next fine. I gave up everything I had to stop this. I am asking you to use the power you have to finish it. Respectfully, Everett A. Stern HSBC Whistleblower Founder and Intelligence Director, Tactical Rabbit
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
#BTC video update $90,000 next?
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
#BTC video update Changing my outlook. More up?!
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
$FET Could Fetch.ai deliver a 60x return? Here's six minutes on why I think it has one of the most promising charts in the altcoin market.
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
Supertrend indicator switched bullish for $VET on the weekly! This is a strong indicator for a bullish phase for #Vechain! Do you need further updates?
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
I've got a message to bears: "Respectfully, you're on the wrong side."
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
Wanting all humans to be treated equal should never be controversial.
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
$VET with weekly breakout! RSI and CMF indicator are switching bullish. If both price and CMF are rising at the same time, this is generally considered a bullish signal. #Vechain
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
#BTC video update Bottom in? Starting the next bull run? Powered by @_WOO_X
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$BTC: This is where we at right now: Many are looking for a justification, many are behaving like they called this pump, and the fact it was the largest liquidation event for bears in history, and yet everyone behaves as if they have not been affected. Lets pray for those souls, may they never run out of funds. Congratulations to everyone who accumulated with me in recent weeks. Congratulations to everyone who closed all their shorts from $120K with me last month at $60K, realized gigantic profits, and started buying. Bitcoin has crushed one resistance after another, and to be more precise, BTC crushed 4–5 entire bear market resistance zones within one day. That’s impressive, that’s remarkable. Among them, as I predicted, were the Bear Market Resistance Bands, which have been crushed entirely as well, silencing those who believed in this outdated indicator. And to bring it straight to the point, there are only two resistance zones in front of us before we can fully confirm that the bull market has started. Yet I already consider the bear market over, and we are now in the early stage of the bull market. To be even more precise, we are in a soft bull market right now, and this is the moment when the market moves from a bear market into a bull market. And to bring things even more to detail: Read the Galactic Three Report in order to understand where the market is moving right now, and that we are in front of a Crypto Super Bull Market that includes the adoption of the current financial system. I cant repeat my words more often: Read the report and its pinned at my profile. There are only two numbers we need to focus on entirely and ignore the pure noise that is coming: the $71,500 area is an extremely strong resistance area, and this needs to be flipped. I’m confident it will happen. The only question is whether it will flip during the current run or in the coming weeks. And by “flip,” I mean either trading significantly higher than $71,500 or seeing a weekly close above it. The second important resistance zone is the $78,000 area, and the same applies to it as well. And the third resistance is at 82k area, and once this is flipped, the road for the Bull Market is finally open! I am confident we will reach those targets in the coming weeks, and I wont be surprised to see these targets coming faster than usual and the last two days showed us why. I understand many failed to accumulate in time. Many failed to buy because they trusted the four-year cycle. Others told me the market would give back the July gains in August, and others spammed my replies with the Bear Market Resistance Bands. I educated them once again on a better way, and most of the premium content can be found exclusively in Premium: DrProfitPremium.com This is no financial advice but educational content only.
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Laser Buns 💥 retweeted
BTC update Extremely slow PA this summer. Already for weeks looking at the same. As my recent updates were on the higher TF's, nothing has changed in the past 3-4 weeks. Chart 1 Blue doodle: a bit more bounce, back into the discount zone (~70k), followed by a final leg lower to the green box. Red doodle: that leg lower from here. Chart 2 SPX did push to new highs as expected. But BTC didn't follow. This makes it more likely that BTC will follow the red doodle as soon as SPX is going to start a correction. Chart 3 All good on the high TF's
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For the past 3 years, I’ve been sharing my Sunday Reports non-stop. The quality of my work is for you to judge, but I believe these reports offer something outstanding and unique that you won’t find anywhere else. For 3 years, Sunday Reports have averaged around 2,000 likes. If that average doesn’t increase to at least 4,000 over the coming weeks, I will make the Sunday Report premium content with paid access only. You can read it for free, but in return, I’m asking you to simply leave a like. Your like supports my work and, more importantly, helps the algorithm push the report to more people. If the support isn’t there, the Sunday Report will fully move to Premium, and if you witnessed, most of content is currently premium only, and my posts decreased significantly on X, as most goes to the paid content only
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