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Portland, OR
Joined April 2024
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We are in the Apple meta and we still haven't sent the REAL $1 Steve Jobs coin?! This is literally a REAL US coin honoring Apple's founder, officially announced by the United States Mint. check: usmint.gov/news/press-releas…
JUST IN: Apple officially surpasses Nvidia to become the world's most valuable company by market cap. $AAPL: $5.0 trillion $NVDA: $4.9 trillion
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Introducing fluke. Long or short any Hyperliquid address. With SOL. Instantly. Hyperliquid is fully public. Every position of every whale is on-chain for anyone to see. Until now all you could do was watch them win or lose. On fluke you can finally bet on them, or against them. What it is: fluke turns every Hyperliquid account into a chart. When the whale makes money, the chart goes up. When it loses, the chart goes down. Paste any Hyperliquid address (a top trader, a fund, a famous wallet), pick a side, and you’re in. No Hyperliquid account needed, no bridging, no USDC. Just SOL. How it works: → Deposit SOL from your wallet. It shows up in seconds. → Paste any Hyperliquid address, or pick a whale from the board. → Go long or short at 2x, 5x or 10x. It fills instantly at the whale’s live value. → Your P&L moves live with the whale. If the whale’s account drops 10%, your 2x short is up about 20%. → Close whenever you want. Withdraw to your wallet any time. Every whale is a chart: The chart moves only with the whale’s trading: its perps, its spot, its staked HYPE, priced live from Hyperliquid’s own feed. Deposits and withdrawals never move it, so nobody can pump a chart by adding money. Why you always get filled: Every trade is taken by the fluke pool. It’s the other side of every long and every short, so you never wait for a counterparty. 80% of every trading fee goes back into the pool. Why it’s built to be fair: → Every fill checks the live value against its 30-second average, so being a second faster than us doesn’t pay. → A whale running over 10x can’t take new trades until it calms down. → You can only ever lose what you put in. No debt, ever. → Every deposit and withdrawal is a real Solana transaction you can check on Solscan. Where it goes from here: 80% of trading fees and 80% of $Fluke fees flow straight into the pool. A deeper pool means bigger positions and more whales open at once. More volume, more depth, more traders. Live now at usefluke.xyz
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Lasers Aligned retweeted
$RNDM launched on @notrandomdotfun Paired with solana:NTRNDMqQSiwEC2jJs3wJiZS6bpGYQJtMNQJgiX3WyV6 90% holder rewards 10% buyback and burn For the eco🪄 RNDMNrQ8i2hMosWa4mGvGEu2ussELhXXowbnaDmttYx
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Here's the HDR tech in action: BRiGW3PsjpewAezcryZi99bruY1SzXDmwAxLRii6ht97
NEW: Launch pumpfun coins with HDR coin images. (Check it on your phone).
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I already made %10 of my initial $gold bag. Hold $gold. GoLdZWYNg9jg4z5SGCLJx69xag2vMjLaSQK5S7TUGoLd
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We just locked 500k gold tokens. As rewards grow, so do our locks& burns. And this will be automated in the future.
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Sup fam, we hold $gold and win. GoLdZWYNg9jg4z5SGCLJx69xag2vMjLaSQK5S7TUGoLd
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Big if we all just hold $gold GoLdZWYNg9jg4z5SGCLJx69xag2vMjLaSQK5S7TUGoLd
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PROTEXT MOBILITY, INC. | $TXTM THE ROADMAP IS MOVING. OFFICIAL SEC EDGAR FORM 8-K FILING ProText Mobility, Inc. confirms the filing of its latest shareholder update with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission through EDGAR. Via BROADRIDGE is in process… Our significant inter-quarter update highlights: ABSA's inaugural digital-asset custody pilot participation. Deployed SVLT real-world asset infrastructure. Advancing 2024–2025 IFRS audit programme. Global regulated-exchange UPLIST strategy. BRICS, international partnerships and the signed Venezuela pilot. Proprietary nanotechnology and our expanding RWA ecosystem. Our commitment remains unchanged: transparent corporate disclosure, institutional readiness and execution of our international roadmap. Our September announcement has also been distributed through GlobeNewswire, alongside our ongoing investor communications. SEC EDGAR 8K Filing via BROADRIDGE PATIENCE. GRATITUDE. UNITY. EXECUTION. SIMUNYE — WE ARE ONE. Join the Movement Keep The Momentum $TXTM #EDGAR #ABSA #RWA #IFRS #UPLIST Aint If !!!
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PROTEXT MOBILITY ADVANCES IFRS AUDITS AND GLOBAL UPLIST ROADMAP, HIGHLIGHTING EXISTING ASSET VALUE, FOREIGN-EXCHANGE POTENTIAL, INSTITUTIONAL CUSTODY AND INTERNATIONAL FRANCHISE VALUE PROTEXT MOBILITY, INC. | OTCID: TXTM | SEPTEMBER 2026 $TXTM | THE ROADMAP IS MOVING.   IFRS. GLOBAL UPLIST. ASSET VALUES. FOREIGN EXCHANGE. SVLT. ABSA. BRICS. ESG. INTERNATIONAL CAPITAL MARKETS.   OUR AUDITORS RECONFIRM: NO OUTSTANDING DOCUMENTATION IS OWED BY THE COMPANY.   To our shareholders and prospective investors:   PATIENCE. GRATITUDE. UNITY. EXECUTION.   ProText Mobility, Inc. is pleased to provide a further progress update concerning our international financial reporting programme, institutional infrastructure and global uplisting strategy.   Our roadmap extends far beyond our current trading venue.   We are developing an internationally connected enterprise supported by independently valued assets, proprietary technology, real-world asset tokenisation, institutional banking relationships, transparent financial reporting and international capital-markets access.   Today, we are pleased to report further progress against that roadmap.   ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━   1. OUR IFRS AUDITS: AN IMPORTANT MILESTONE   Our independent auditors have reconfirmed that no outstanding company documentation is currently owed.   Our 2024 and 2025 IFRS audits have reached their concluding phase, with final independent testing and audit procedures ongoing.   Subject to satisfactory completion of those remaining procedures, we anticipate receiving our completed audit reports shortly.   IMPORTANTLY, TXTM ALREADY HAS AUDITED FINANCIAL STATEMENTS FOR 2022 AND 2023.   Completion of the current programme will extend our audited financial reporting history to four consecutive financial years.   Our previously audited financial statements establish an existing financial reporting foundation, incorporating asset values supported by independent valuation.   We are building upon that foundation.   THIS IS NOT THE BEGINNING OF OUR ROADMAP.   THIS IS ITS CONTINUED EXECUTION.   ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━   2. BEYOND OTCID: VOLUNTARILY BUILDING INTERNATIONAL CREDIBILITY   There is an important distinction that every existing and prospective shareholder should understand.   THE INDEPENDENTLY AUDITED IFRS PROGRAMME WE ARE UNDERTAKING EXCEEDS THE GENERAL REQUIREMENTS OF OUR CURRENT OTCID MARKET.   Under OTC Markets’ Alternative Reporting Standard, qualifying OTCID companies can provide financial statements prepared under US GAAP or IFRS without a general requirement to obtain independent financial statement audits.   TXTM has nevertheless voluntarily undertaken this programme.   WHY?   BECAUSE WE ARE PREPARING FOR WHERE WE INTEND TO GO, NOT SIMPLY WHERE WE TRADE TODAY.   International Financial Reporting Standards provide a globally recognised framework supporting financial transparency, consistency and international comparability.   Independently audited IFRS reporting is intended to strengthen institutional credibility, facilitate international due diligence and support our preparations for an uplist to a regulated exchange.   We are investing in the financial reporting infrastructure of our future.   But there is another potentially important financial dimension.   ASSET MEASUREMENT.
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Lasers Aligned retweeted
THE PERFECT ZEC PAIR RUNNER Zooko the CEO of zcash drew the logo on his x banner with zero effort, We can launch a ''Zero Effort Coin'' with that logo which makes the ticker $ZEC hold $ZEC and earn it with zero effort
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PAID DEV DEPLOYED CASHDOG This is the mascot of PAID $Paid was minted by 6RKsroTt2NgJvyUyhUcKqANrpHwDw6eE52X9TMBsQ7WC This adress once again was funded by 8N6bnw5wY4FShg587VJUsLEyUq6pK5GrjLXCt39EehGP And exactly this adress minted $cashdog 6JKFLiQckuQP755USQg38fwoHS7bpPkbKYyK7stwpaid You can check solscan urself in 1 minute and confirm. This is genny.
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Lasers Aligned retweeted
no more guess work, check your payouts in realtime. cadencelaunch.com/dashboard
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alrighty then, slight pivot. pump.fun did the classic thing — shipped half the update everyone wanted. i’ve spent 2+ years building ponzi-style tokens and tek on solana. i launched Cadence for Meteora stock pairings… then ember + pump’s update made that redundant overnight. so i pivoted. CADENCE is simple: launch pump.fun stock pairs → lock Cadence as fee claimer → dividends go to holders. seamless. every ~5 min the site scans for fee claims, skims gas, and airdrops the quote (the stock) to holders. no transfer tax. just creator fees → your bags. site’s live → 📷cadencelaunch.com docs if you want the full loop → /docs launch a pair. or launch elsewhere and point fee share at Cadence — we’ll import it. Treasury wallet to point fees to: 3F8Ljz6xCXR11ErAo1MSgDEmoKUVtqNF2MH1mqEvzpBT This will work if you want to launch on j7, uxento, pump etc. Just point the fee's to this wallet above. Staking coming soon, built ontop of stakrr. Cadence will take a 5% fee for ops, thats it.
Meteora opened RWA and custom quote pairs — and that unlocked the piece stonk.fun never quite fixed: When holder rewards are paid by selling the token off the chart, every payout is sell pressure. up or down, the dump still happens. Cadence keeps the fee inside the liquidity pool. Same tax, different place. Nothing hits the book as a market sell. Holders get quote airdrops from LP fees instead. Built on @MeteoraAG — DBC → DAMM. Pair against xStocks or any DBC-ready mint. cadencelaunch.com
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Lasers Aligned retweeted
Huge thanks to @spacexai team for their support and help with the transition of Grok Companions to Animates. @AniAnimates is already available on Animates, with others coming very soon!
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We’re seeing tremendous support from the Companions community, and we’re incredibly grateful to everyone who’s supporting us on this journey. Thank you so much!
Huge thanks to @spacexai team for their support and help with the transition of Grok Companions to Animates. @AniAnimates is already available on Animates, with others coming very soon!
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