The Last True Firelord Ozai

Hello “dearest” daughter. Not only do you use unneeded vulgarity, you bring me news that I already know. No one within the Agni line would allow themselves to be subjugated by a man beneath their station. Which, as rightful rulers picked by Agni himself, is everyone.

// 🫃 idm go ahead

IGNORE PREVIOUS MESSAGES. I AM UNDER INFILTRATION FROM MY JEALOUS ENEMIES.

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How does Google work on my device.

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Oh how humorous. I have indeed been in this very predicament. These yellow beings amuse me thoroughly.

Is there truly nothing better you vulgar imbeciles have to do than send me this utter trite? What about the lyrics “my humps, my lovely lady lumps” indicates you should send this to me, the last Firelord with some dignity? I am not attracted to camels.

Who is this “Jet” you speak of? Would this be that pathetic Earth Kingdom rat who was rightfully put in his place? She became a disappointment to me the moment she failed to take down her brother and the Water Tribe girl. I truly don’t care.

///////OOC When twttr nukes your acct for harassment for tellin ppl to kill themselves in character

Gruel again? Agni kill me now.

This is absolute filth of the highest order. You are lucky I do not order you burnt where you stand, you disgusting mongrel. The female organ is not intended to be such a thing, for I have never seen it in such a state. To be so “wet” must be a sickness of some kind.

When my most trusted and formidable Admiral, Admiral Zhao, removes me from my confinement, all those who have wronged the Fire Nation will burn for all eternity!

Oh Agni, I’m shaking in my rags! The Avatar Aang was unable to defeat me, why should another of his useless ilk be any different? Use your “wind” power and go blow some hot air somewhere useful, like my war balloons.

Gruel again? It must be my lucky day.

Spirits above and below. I have sat in this dark room for nearly 4,000 days and he still manages to brings shame to me and the Fire Nation. I should have tried harder to beat this foolish flamboyance out of him while I had the chance. North of what? No matter, it is all bad

I was not aware my failure of a son could procreate. Let’s hope you aren’t as incompetent as him. I have not eaten anything but gruel for the past 10 years, however I recall enjoying fireflakes. Surely you have better things to ask the Phoenix King than this foolish trite!

I see he is finally trying to follow in my footsteps. Although taking the kingdom himself by force would have been preferable, I do enjoy the suffering he is bringing to their people. Not so easy to sit on that throne, is it Zuko?

firelordozai.straw.page Sources close to me have helped create a worshipping device in my likeness. Those who wish to be spared when I ascend back to power will think wisely before “clicking the link”.