@Latch68

I edit images, collect half-finished ideas, and have a comeback for everything. I just don't always have it with me. Somehow this passes for a personality.

 Home of the 1st daiquiri shop
Joined June 2009
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EphemeralEcho@EphemeralEcho71h
i am too human for what i feel.
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I want to lie with you until we smell like each other.
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hurting people back will not heal your pain
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Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋@mistrustme12h
I would give so much to lay in the sunshine with you and forget the rest of the world
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She doesn’t share her life with perfect strangers. Fortunately, I’m far from perfect.
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Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋@mistrustme13h
Nobody's coming to save you, but somebody is definitely coming to explain it to you
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Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋@mistrustme13h
Be kind, they said. I am, I'm just doing it from very far away.
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ThexyBeatht_@ThexyBeatht_2Oct 24
Gordon Ramsay said “Where there's fat, there's flavor” So here I am, all delicious again
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Horatio Quartzjixler@Quartzjixler2 Dec 2015
If by 'paleontologist' you mean I can name all 5 shapes in the box of dinosaur chicken nuggets then, yes, I am a paleontologist.
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Ladies, if he doesn’t make sure you’ve eaten or are eaten, he’s not the one.
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I always want to kiss your heart. It’s not my fault your boobs are in the way.
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Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋@mistrustme1Oct 24
Looks fade, I’d prefer having interesting shit to say
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Pickles are awesome! Until you’re in one.
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@ghostcattingOct 24
If you can get past “that’s weird” you might see what I’m actually trying to do.
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That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spotlight with a big order of baby beignets.
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I’m your soulmate, you beautiful bitch. Lock the fuck in!
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Cleaning crusties from my eyes and inadvertently pulled out an eyelash. Who knows how to start a gofundme?
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@Brooklyn_2626Oct 23
25 for me!
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Caryn
@Brooklyn_2626Oct 23
25 for me!
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Sandee@Paige__xxxOct 23
can’t, collecting dick pics for my coffee table book.
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