This seems like cruel and unusual punishment. Living out the rest of your days in California is worse than death.
Breaking News: California Governor Gavin Newsom spared the lives of everyone on death row in the state, commuting the sentences of 548 prisoners. nyti.ms/4zu9I2f
Michigan voter here…. Where do I drop off my ballot to make sure it’s delivered by van and counted at 3am after the poll watchers leave? #VoteRedToSaveAmerica
I know my algorithm shows me more of what I like, but it’s nice seeing all these “lifelong Democrat, just voted Republican for the first time” posts. #VoteRedToSaveAmerica
Wow… You’d think people who make and play a game where a horrific killer tries to violently murder you as an evil sacrifice wouldn’t be so sensitive. But a literal peanut playing their game has now rocked their fan base to its core and the developers are desperately trying to hold it together.
@theburntpeanut
Me liking every “LA Knight should have won” post that the algorithm feeds me. #MITB
@RealLAKnight @WWE @wrestlelamia @WrestlingHumble
The next trap in Saw 11 is about to be Jigsaw just doing this to people and forcing them to watch the @Lions secondary.
@HonoluluBlues_ @PrideOfDetroit @DetroitOnLion
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JJ to the G-men…. I can’t wait to hear Mike Valenti’s take on this today @971theticketxyt @UMichFootball
The Vikings are trading QB JJ McCarthy to the Giants for a 2027 fifth round pick, reports @AdamSchefter
The art of the deal
🚨 JUST IN: Xi Jinping announces China will be sending TWO Giant Pandas to the Atlanta Zoo, Ping Ping and Fuhuan
"The giant panda has been an envoy of friendship between the Chinese and Americans. Here, I have a piece of good news.
In a few days, two pandas, Ping Ping and Fuhuan will come to their new home in Zoo Atlanta and meet with the American people."
I freaking love pandas. So I'm glad to hear this 😆
Intrusive ad breaks are a terrible idea.
Just give us that good old fashioned subliminal messaging.
Integrate ads on billboards and tvs of the worlds we are already exploring.
This is smart because when you’re a Cowboys fan, you don’t want to make it too obvious. @timthetatman @NFL @dallascowboys





















