Clint Warren

One of the most athletic plays from today’s @TTU_Baseball v @TCU_Baseball game: @derek_bridges7 making sure a young fan got his baseball glove back from the warning track. #StriveForHonor #40yarddash #sportscenter

I know everything’s not always a competition… but there’s no way my friends will ever catch up to me in the message-your-friend-an-Instagram-video-with-no-explanation game. #YouKnowWhoYouAre #Undefeated #LikeItsMyJob #TextThemTheLink #JustInCase

@MattDoyle76 thanks for the cool article. I have @FCDallas in the top 5 of the regular season table. Guess we’ll see if they’re Top 5 or Tier 5. Best of luck! mlssoccer.com/news/ranking-a…

🎼 I... I'm, I'm here with my dad And we never met And he wants me to sing Him a song And, um, I was adopted But you didn't know I was born So, I'm here now, I found you, Daddy And, guess what? I love you I love you I love you! 🎬 #BestChristmasSong #BuddyTheElf

Christmas At Target, 2021: 8 year old: I need elf on a shelf pajamas. Employee: you need pajamas for your elf on a shelf? 8yo: Did I stutter?

Thanksgiving 2021: the year I hit my dad with the ole impersonation of Ed Sheeran on The Graham Norton Show. English-accent and all. Yet another year of disappointment in his heart and leftovers in his belly. Can’t wait for Christmas.

@ToniTurnerTrade I'm enjoying your book [978-1-59869-580-9] In ch #1 "...taking reasonable gains." How are we to define 'reasonable' - thx!

by ASG, Astros buy the Rangers and move them to Waco for spinoff series "FixerUpper:MLB"... @chipgaines is the skipper.

Mitch. Can a receiver run a "Wheel" route from the slot? @keybirf and so are discussing it during the game. #MNF

@adamchernandez willie Stargell and Pokey Reese. Wait, what was the question?

inversely, if a girl rejects your ring, you're gonna need a strong rebound. But you wouldn't know about that... You're JLaw.

I ain't. It's in your blood, homie. #TalentPlusHardwork

...wondering where this lil nugget of insight was when I had the privilege of building porter potties back in 'o6... (2/2)

I'm beginning to understand how fortunate a person is to feel excited about his or her job for any amount of time. (1/2)

the only reason why work cookies shouldn't be consumed onsite is if one has put them in one's pocket for future consumption.

after tonight, you, as a @TexasTech Red Raider, have a good shot. #BearAttacksTho #GunsBeatBears #4to1

*cough, cough #BearAttacksTho... 😳

What does it say about a person who both excited and nervous about doing his/her taxes?