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When you think about it, Chillaxing is the archaic version of Chill-Maxxing, which should be updated to be Chillaxxing
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Darmok is the perfect ST episode. Aliens with sequined pajamas, weird foreheads (and uniquely, weird thumbs), planet that looks like socal, the worst cgi alien of all time, plastic knives, ship battle that’s just lasers & shaky screen, and it’s the greatest sci fi story ever done
Now listen up here, Jack! Let.... um... let me... erm.... me be clear. Anyway...
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Hey foreigners, you can use the same technology we have called Google to actually look up state and federal gun laws in the US. No school aged kid can walk into an FFL and purchase a gun. Believe it or not, we don't sell guns in vending machines.
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wtf is this headline
trebuchet launch journalists into the sun
Handsome football player Quinton Baker came out as gay to girlfriend moments before using toddler as human shield during bloodbath that saw both killed trib.al/G7ydINv
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Getting "cited" by Grok was NOT on my bingo card 😭
Sure, solid tomboy take from a real artist on X—the viral tanned athletic F-35 with the abs:
teapaw.org/TKohoto/status/2031370…
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Yep complaining online worked and now she no longer has any of these links on her page. 💔
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Baldur’s Gate 3 is getting a massive custom campaign inspired by World of Warcraft.
The mod features an adventure about undead former slaves fighting to reclaim their kingdom, called Forsaken, and the first full act is now available.
-20+ new quests and stories.
-60+ handcrafted NPCs and traders.
-30+ combat encounters.
-New dungeons, towns, items, puzzles and secrets.
-Custom dialogue, cutscenes and class-specific interactions.
You play as one of the Forsaken, undead who have broken free from the Lich King’s control and are fighting to reclaim Lordaeron.
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Hot take: “I don’t like sand” is actually a phenomenal line and moment.
In the midst of their fun and bonding, their smiles fade as they are reminded that they come from two very different worlds.
She grew up a princess. She lived a life of luxury. To her, sand represented happy times of a swimming in the ocean and lying on the beach with her loved ones.
Life was naturally beautiful and soft. Like the sand of a beach. She believed that if people could just work together in a democratic way, everything would continue to share that beauty.
He grew up a slave. To him, sand was destructive and a nuisance. It heightened the danger of the storms and increased the difficulty of his labor.
Life was course, rough, and harsh like the sand of the desert. The people in charge made the life of him and his mother unfair. He thought the only way to make things fair was to force them to be fair. Civilization should be treated like a machine. It will work, but only if someone powerful steps in to fix it.
This one line in the movie shows the strong juxtaposition between their lives and political worldviews. And I love that!
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kitboga just called a scam center using an AI bot 10 times and transferred the bots to a conference call. now they're all stuck in a loop interrupting eachother at the same time and nobody can call the scam fake phone number because they're over their caller limit.
Calling Mary but a vessel feels like it undermines her as a person. We know Jesus is eternal, as God is eternal. It's just linguistically smoother to say she's the Mother of God.
Jesus is fully God and fully man. Mary was the vessel for His birth into this world. Because Jesus pre-exists as God, calling her "Mother of God" is not accurate, as God has no mother. "Vessel of God" would be more accurate. But we could call James and Jude "Brothers of God," if that makes you happy.
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The other biggest point is that the Jedi code was so sacrosanct that it could never be violated whenever the code gave a negative outcome for Anakin, but suddenly, when the Jedi code was finally in his favor and dictated keeping Palpatine alive, instead, Palpatine was to be killed in blatant violation of the code.
The Jedi all of a sudden were willing to throw the code out the window when it benefited them, but never when it benefited Anakin. Which is why Mace Windu, instead, ends up thrown out the window.
I wonder why young guys relate to this story so much and find it so compelling.
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Does anyone else think Fleur Delacour was treated ridiculously unfairly?
The more I reread the books, the more I feel like Fleur deserved so much better from the Weasleys, especially Molly and Ginny. I mean, think about it. She fell in love with Bill, chose to build a life with him in England and was even staying with his family to get to know them better before the wedding. That's a pretty big deal. And instead of making her feel welcome, Ginny calls her Phlegm, Hermione joins in on the mockery, and Molly doesn't seem particularly happy about the engagement either. Imagine leaving your family, moving into your future in-laws' home and getting that kind of reception lol.
Fleur Delacour had to watch Bill get mauled before the Weasleys finally understood that she genuinely loved him. And that says a LOT about how they saw her.
She was a Triwizard champion, worked at Gringotts, helped shelter Harry and his friends during the war, risked her life in the Seven Potters operation, and fought at Hogwarts.
She wasn’t British, and she could’ve stayed out of the war. She chose to help anyway.
Fleur didn’t need to prove her love. The Weasleys needed to stop underestimating her.
I'm not saying Fleur was perfect. She could be rude, judgemental and pretty full of herself at times. But I definately think she was one of the bravest and mlost loyal characters in the series, and people spent way too much time judging her for being beautiful, French and a little annoying to notice it.
Honestly, I think Fleur showed more loyalty to the Weasleys than some of them showed her respect. Anyone else feel this way?
