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Joined March 2014
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
“Even at 30,000 feet, she still found a curb to hit…”
Even at 30,000 feet, she still found a curb to hit…
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
entramos oficialmente na mpreg autumn season!! se o vosso nome estiver nesta lista, parabens!! voces estao gravidos!! - ricardo - afonso - daniel - tiago - miguel - josé - lucas - david - cristiano - carlos - alexandre - diogo - simao - rafael
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
Aight
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
Boobs are so goated but their owners are so evil
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
Damn near gotta molest me
Fellas, how obvious does a flirt from a chick need to be for you to recognize it? 🤔
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
Exactly like this, with his helmet off. 📷
I’d like to see our President stand on the moon and have this picture taken. 🇺🇸
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
The fact that a dog took this photo makes it even more impressive.
Carrie Fisher shot by Brian Griffin on the set of Return Of The Jedi, 1982
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
O que é que é suposto um gajo fazer em junho se não consegue ir aos santos populares? Este mês até agora tinha um propósito singular..
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
*screams in ER nurse*
A Japanese design firm Kenji Abe has designed a glass beer bottle that you can actually stick into the sand on the beach 👀
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
Epstein
in what situation would a kid ever need this??
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
Lockdown immediately
Scientists confirm that hantavirus can shrink your penis size by up to three inches.
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
thank you @googlemaps
Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
I'M CRYING 😭😭😭😭
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Yeah, sex is great, but imagine the dopamine rush from Cristiano Ronaldo clocking 1000 goals at the World Cup final
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Was zur Hölle geht bei lidl Spanien
Gambo III: No siento las patitas.
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
That’s a suspicious number of Kit Kats!
Never lower your standards: this was given by a dude who I met for the first time who KNOWS I don’t wish to date him.
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Constantino Branco Jr retweeted
um minuto de silêncio por quem ficou acordado
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name a better combo than Pepsi + pizza. we’ll wait.
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hanging with someone you have crazy tension with but unsure if it’s even like that
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This tournament is called the Australian Open. That is because it is played in Australia in Australian time. Australia is about one-third of the Earth's circumference west of the USA. There is another tournament later in the year called the US Open. That tournament is played in the USA, played in USA times. That makes each day of the event start in the middle of the night in Australia; but it's an American event and played at times that suit Americans. Hope this helps.
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