#HotGirlsOverheard (23) "The reason I look for excuses for my hookup to not drive me to my new office even when it would be convenient is I'm determined to sleep with my boss, but today my hookup insisted and even kissed me goodbye at the door. Thanks for ruining my chances!"

#HotGirlsOverheard (30) "At my age I date plenty of guys who have gotten out of long relationships, but only one actually says good things about his ex, and it is so refreshing."

#HotGirlsOverheard (20) "The boutique where I work posted some pics of my boyfriend modeling their jeans, so I Photoshopped out his crotch bulge so that random girls wouldn't start following him." (exhibit infinity of stuff that a guy would get cancelled for)

#HotGirlsOverheard (25) "When I say I have a fwb, what I mean is that the 'benefits' preceded the friendship."

#HotGirlsOverheard (20) "Skinny girls love to be complimented about our jeans because we're insecure that we don't fill them out." #bootyculture

#HotGirlsOverheard (19) "As someone who's not shy about wearing tops that show off my endowments, I can say that men are far more discreet about gawking than women."

#HotGirlsOverheard (32) "To get back at a well-endowed guy who wouldn't be exclusive, I told him about a small guy I'd been with who had amazing technique. But I just made it up to get a reaction out of him."

#HotGirlsOverheard (21) "When I was 18, I let a hookup fondle my breasts all the time because he would say 'omg look how big they get when they have proper circulation.'"

#HotGirlsOverheard (18) "I want to hit up my crush but don't know what to say, so my bff who has him on Instagram close friends is putting up poll questions so I can use his answers to start a convo and make it seem like we're vibing."

#HotGirlsOverheard (21) "I lost 7 guy followers after posting a pic with a hookup. This is bs, he and I are casual, the rest of y'all still have a shot, you know."

#HotGirlsOverheard (28) "Lukewarm nightly cohabitation sex, the kind where he goes soft almost immediately after finishing, is something I took for granted, but now that I live on my own I realize it was a great sleep aid."

#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "A hidden reason we don't want our girls to get laid is if they are our roommates, as my freedom to hang out all day in my tank and panties without someone's latest fuckboy barging in is priceless."

#HotGirlsOverheard (24) "I will never cockblock my male roommate because he cleans like a mofo when he thinks he's going to bring a girl home."

#HotGirlsOverheard (18) "I finally became convinced that men are the noble gender when I realized that when I post couple pics, I lose orbiters, yet when he does it, he gains orbiters. Geez, girls."

#HotGirlsOverheard (20, Colombia) "I chatted w/a friendly sugar-daddy type on ig for awhile and it wasn't long before he offered to fly me to Miami! I wanted to go but just laughed him off because I had no idea how to explain it to my family. I've never been in a plane before."

.@botorthot nailed it. Turns out she was 2 weeks pregnant with the local serial impregnator when she said this.