Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder) header
Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder) profile picture

Interested in Cubs Baseball, craft beers, and cloud computing. I also have a Project Mgmt. blog at https://teapaw.org/t.co/VgpgAzuRXZ. All tweets are my own.

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2010
Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)Photo by Bleacher Lew (@LewSauder)
She’s not dressed like a whore, you think like a rapist.
Shane Gillis bombs #SNL monologue with cheap shots at women: “Also, I haven’t been to the gym in so long I didn’t know women just dress like wh*res now? Look, I’m sorry, there’s no other way to describe [it]. Have you seen it? I’ve seen it. You’ve seen the shorts? They’re those neon, like, artificial vape-colored [shorts], and the wrinkles go around the cheeks and all combine at the butth*le. And don’t look! You’re not allowed to look. For real, don’t look, because they are filming. I’m in the background of ten TikToks right now.”
2,002
4,259
208
60,088
1,856,219
Bleacher Lew retweeted
30
1,731
46
17,238
113,396
Bleacher Lew retweeted
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
300
4,840
163
27,603
667,188
And another thing, if we start destroying the lives of young rapists, we might avoid having old rapists in charge of everything in the future. And that's a hill I'll die on.
12
808
14
5,730
32,520
Bleacher Lew retweeted
I had a colleague tell me years ago, “You can teach your son to not r@pe. I can't teach my daughter to not be r@ped.” I think about that a lot.
13
17
2
79
3,672
Bleacher Lew retweeted
Quit calling them the Cornell 7 like they’re a cool boy band or something. Call them the Cornell rapists. That’s what they are.
275
27,668
183
220,746
1,804,351
Make them famous for being on side of rapists!
A 7 hour sexual assault The young girl left school Traumatized These 4 grown ass men felt the punishment for the BOYS should be “writing a fucking essay”
109
10,135
55
26,843
211,383
Bleacher Lew retweeted
The Cornell 7: Matthew Ingalls Johnathan Newell Winston Lee Gillio Lopes Diego Sarabia Scott Norris Scott Kretzschmar All 7 Chi Phi members are named as defendants in a civil lawsuit alleging they drugged a Cornell student with ketamine and sexually assaulted her for HOURS in 2024. The suit says a message advertising “free p***y” was sent to the frat group chat while she was incapacitated. And "men" showed up to take him up on his offer. And Cornell’s response? The lawsuit alleges some were given the opportunity to MITIGATE THEIR CONDUCT BY WRITING ESSAYS. She left Cornell. 5 of them were ALLOWED TO CONTINUE THEIR EDUCATION AT CORNELL. Remember their names and faces.
636
10,897
664
26,238
2,760,757
Bleacher Lew retweeted
The last 24 hours of news as a woman: - A man jacks off to the woman next to him on a plane. United makes her return to her seat. - 7 frat boys drug and gang rape a student for hours, and advertise “free p*ssy” to their frat. Cornell makes them write essays. - A football player rapes a student. LSU reduces his suspension. - A teen boy stalks and stabs a girl 10 times. Courts grant only a restraining order. - Brendan Carr spent 9 years in a cult raping teen girls. Trump made him FCC Chair.
824
39,806
937
156,930
3,494,760
Justin Verlander gets greeted by his daughter as he leaves the mound for the final time. The perfect end to a Legendary Hall of Fame Career
134
1,222
182
20,425
604,009
Bleacher Lew retweeted
The Green Bay Packers in 2026
807
6,428
677
63,217
3,030,224
Bleacher Lew retweeted
Dear fans of all 30 MLB teams: for the love of everything, can we stop booing the pitcher throwing to first? It's part of the game
366
55
63
1,595
219,142
Bleacher Lew retweeted
Let me get this right. The officials completely screw up the officiating at the end of the Michigan game. They get a Hail Mary to beat W. Michigan. And the crowd at Michigan Stadium storms the field for a victory over a MAC team. Another reason to laugh at Michigan. What a joke.
126
191
8
2,683
67,643
PCA is very good at center field. In case you were wondering.
27
167
47
1,506
318,997
Bleacher Lew retweeted
It’s like one of those weird dreams you have. But it’s real. Sammy, Rizzo, Aramis, D-Lee, Maddux all singing the 7th Inning Stretch
33
253
8
3,090
84,949
Baseball desperately needs more managers kicking the ever-loving shit out of mascots. There is no effective counterargument for this.
202
605
87
7,356
666,648
Bleacher Lew retweeted
Your WiFi router keeps a list of every site your devices visit. Most people have no idea it is there. Here is how to see yours and clear it:
45
354
3
3,199
1,358,614
Bleacher Lew retweeted
DELETING YOUR BROWSING HISTORY DOESN'T DELETE YOUR BROWSING HISTORY. GOOGLE KEEPS ITS OWN COPY, TIED TO YOUR ACCOUNT, ON A PAGE MOST PEOPLE HAVE NEVER OPENED. HERE'S HOW TO WIPE ALL OF IT:
401
6,974
184
72,055
10,398,407
Bleacher Lew retweeted
Putting your hands on a girl over a ball in the stands is peak loser behavior.
470
468
230
6,174
1,003,635
If you didn’t come with a kid, and you catch a foul ball, you give the ball to a kid that’s there. Period.
900
1,422
293
31,428
1,285,959