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English Person, World Class Swearer, Lover of Cricket, Inadequate Guitarist, Twat, Ranter, Only Here to Change My Mind. If you block me I claim the win.

Devon
Joined January 2021
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Replying to @darrengrimes
“Push it Darren” “I am, are you?” “Yes” “Why won’t it fall over then” “No idea, just push harder”
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Shadow Wisden Cricketer of the Year retweeted
Replying to @Alexarmstrong
Hi Alex. This is a poster that can be used by anyone, such as elderly or vulnerable residents, who do not wish to have unexpected callers or be disturbed. At no point have we mentioned that Halloween can upset "religious or cultural" beliefs.
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Dear @Dominos_UK I love you. But you’re fooling no one with this quality checking takes longer than baking it thing.
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This gloriously comprehensive 😂😂😂
The following retailers will NOT be allowing patriots wearing poppies into their premises this year. I suggest all patriots make a stand and take their business elsewhere. 1. Abbey National 2. Allders 3. Alliance and Leicester 4. Allied Carpets 5. Barratts 6. Bejam 7. Berni Inn 8. BHS 9. Bradford and Bingley 10. C&A 11. Comet 12. Courts 13. Dan-Air 14. Debenhams 15. Dixons 16. Do It All 17. Gamestation 18. Gateway 19. Gateway 20. Happy Eater 21. Index 22. JJB Sports 23. Keddies 24. Little Chef 25. Littlewoods 26. Madhouse 27. Mister Byrite 28. Monarch 29. Netto 30. Our Price 31. Phones4U 32. Radio Rentals 33. Ratners 34. Rumbelows 35. Safeway 36. Somerfield 37. Tandy 38. Texas Homecare 39. The Link 40. Thomas Cook 41. Virgin Megastores 42. Woolworths
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“Whose only crime…” 🤦 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m reading so many disgusting comments today from people who hate Tommy Robinson, hoping he goes to prison, wishing ill on a man whose only crime was protecting his family. Some of you people are really sick.
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Who could possibly have foreseen this…
הליכוד: הבחירות במדינת ישראל נגנבו על ידי מפלגות ערביות שתומכות בטרור ובחיסול המדינה היהודית באמצעות עבירות פליליות חמורות של שוחד, איומים, אלימות, זיופים ושימוש בתוכנות אסורות להמרצת מצביעים. מפלגת הליכוד מעבירה למשטרה, לשב״כ ולוועדת הבחירות מאות עדויות וראיות על גניבת בחירות בקלפיות ערביות רבות- אלפי מעטפות עם כסף מזומן ופתקי רע״ם, איומים ואלימות כלפי חברי הקלפי, ריבוי מצביעים מאחורי הפרגוד, הצבעות בזהות כפולה, פערים בין מספר המעטפות למספר המצביעים, שימוש בתוכנות המרצה אסורות ועוד. אנו דורשים מהמשטרה ומהשב״כ חקירה יסודית בגין גניבת הבחירות על ידי המפלגות הערביות ומיצוי הדין עם העבריינים. אנו דורשים מוועדת הבחירות התייחסות מיידית לחקירת העבירות הפליליות הללו שפגעו באופן קיצוני בטוהר הבחירות בישראל ובתוצאות הבחירות. זו פגיעה חמורה בדמוקרטיה הישראלית ובזכות הבחירה של אזרחי ישראל. גופי האכיפה מוכרחים לפעול ביד קשה ובאופן מיידי.
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Agingers Assemble!!!
WE WILL ABSOLUTELY BE THERE!
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🎶 And there won’t be coke up Tommys nose this Sniffmas The greatest gift he’ll get this year is lube 🎶
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His place is in the next round…
Who’s this chopped guy trying to talk to Ødda like that? You play for fucking Fleetwood and you’re talking like this to a Premier League champion. Know your place
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Anyone done a welfare check on @glooface this morning?
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Glorious 😂😂😂 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Replying to @I_amMukhtar
He looks a Minecraft villager
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If the bird in question is a penguin perhaps.
Bird’s-eye view of the ballroom. Next stop: The Sunshine State 🌴
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One I suspect @TheBookRest could assist with…
I have an older gentleman who comes into the shop about once a week. He’s very quiet, says hello, browses books for half an hour or so, finds something he likes, leaves. Today he told me that he has spent years trying to rebuild his library after his wife decided she was
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Oh bravo @edf Having effectively cut me off over the previous owners debt you have now reconnected me. And put their debt against my account…
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Brilliant work @edf the call dropped after an hour and I can’t call back as apparently you’ve phoned me today. I have no power and no clue why. I need a call back now.
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Congrats @edf that’s the full hour now on the “3 to 5 minute hold” Meanwhile no power here because previous owners owes you money. I need this sorted. Asap.
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Getting on for 50 mins on hold @edfenergy as you seek to have done something to my meter because the previous owner @NationalHways owes you money. Please get someone to pick the call up.
Half an hour now @edf my phone is running low on charge and I can’t charge it. Can someone please pick the call up…
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Half an hour now @edf my phone is running low on charge and I can’t charge it. Can someone please pick the call up…
Hey @edfenergy was told I’ll be on hold for 5 mins 20 mins ago….
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Hey @edfenergy was told I’ll be on hold for 5 mins 20 mins ago….
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Whichever Ukrainian unit took out Yandex should be renamed The Spambusters.
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