Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
*trying to flirt* I uhhhhh really love the skillful way you beat the other girls to the brideβs bouquet
Sometimes Iβll listen to King of New York just to hear the sounds of Kara Lindsay and Ben Fankhauser tap dancing.
Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
Imagine Trinity owning a cat named miso, but not like the food but instead like the abortion pill misoprotisol. Thatβs my truth.
Happy 6 years since Castiel got yeeted into SuperMegaTurboHell for being in gay love with Dean Winchester
Obviously they werenβt ever gonna kill him off, but thereβs a timeline somewhere out there where they let Picard die in The Best of Both Worlds and Riker leads TNG for the final four seasons, and sometimes I wonder what that version of the show is like.
Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
Ossoff is the most stunningly obvious βheβs the guyβ pick since Obama.
Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
it's awful that so many of the phrases we use on this app come from this man's vocabulary ππ how someone so evil can be this funny "stop the count" "people are saying" "many such cases" "concepts of a plan" "quite frankly" "they're not sending their best"
βIf voting actually did anything theyβd make it illegal for you to voteβ
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEYβVE BEEN TRYING TO DO TO MINORITIES IN THIS COUNTRY FOR OVER 200 YEARS?!?!
Pick up a goddamn history book, my fucking god.
Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
Leave, bitch. You have our blessing.
JUST IN: John Fetterman threatens to leave the Democratic Party
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Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
Bill Clinton telling a 22-year-old Abdul that he wishes the nation could have heard him speak was an MCU post-credit scene
Like when they name drop JFK in Oppenheimer
Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
halsey didn't rhyme "michigan" with "bitch again" for abdul al-sayed to not win
Louis β¨ Lanterns brainrot era π retweeted
Talarico won by double digits in Texas by leaning into being a dainty little preacher boy who thinks we're all god's children.
























