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More from @TheOnion on the 2000 election. These jokes only worked because Americans thought of election violence as something that happens in other places. onion20.substack.com/p/the-o…
“When the cutthroat isn’t occupied in crime, he loves to hear the little brook a-gurgling and listen to the merry village chime.” youtu.be/cn89PSPSJlM?si=_aw0…
Just got updated covid boosters for our 5 and 7 year olds! The pharmacist at @cvspharmacy was great with a wiggly kid. Adding to @yannotyam’s list
Appreciate @NPR for doing a deep dive on SSI asset limits, but I am 💀at the editorial judgment that readers need a gloss for “the OG” in this, the year 2024.
Not sure if Pfizer is still funding the cranks for hire at the Heartland Institute, but I wonder if they now regret helping fund the mad “science” to bring that anti-vax monster to life:
Hey @pfizer if you’re still funding the Heartland Institute, it’s time to stop. They’ve branched out from saying smoking is harmless and climate change isn’t real to a full anti-vax campaign. Your corporate tax cuts aren’t worth it.
