Darth Vader

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Join the Dark Side, we don't drug test.

Life would be better if the Imperial March played every time you walked into a room.

Join the Dark Side, we have Mickey Mouse.

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This isn't the tweet you're looking for *waves hand*

If Twitter suggests you follow the Emperor, don't do it. The last time I did that I ended up with no arms and legs.

Join the Dark Side, we don't care if you have bad grades.

It's easy to use the Force, just wave your hand at an elevator door before it opens.

One does not simply dislike Star Wars.

If you want her to know you really care, tell her you love her more than Star Wars.

Beer is the path to the fun side.

Always judge a person based on their favorite Star Wars movie.

The Empire Strikes Back should be rated A for awesome.

When you've cut your son's hand off and destroyed your daughter's home planet, family dinners are always a little awkward.

If you haven't seen the original Star Wars trilogy multiple times, you're doing it wrong.

Never trust someone who doesn't believe in the Force.

I have had it with these motherf***ing Sith in this motherf***ing galaxy! -Mace Windu

Dear girls,Liking Star Wars makes you much more attractive.Sincerely,Guys.

You can't make an omelette without killing a few Jedi.