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Joined February 2024
A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed. The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉 A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below) x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
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Good Morning ☀️ from Beautiful Colorado!
Good Morning ☀️ from My Lightning ⚡️ and I
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💤Goodnight Everyone💤 I hope y’all had a great day and you have an even better day tomorrow. 🤙 This picture was during sunset on a recent trip to Florida. Enjoy 😊
💤Goodnight Everyone💤 Here’s a sunset picture I took while visiting the Grand Canyon.
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226 highway miles, with 34% battery remaining—and nearly 84,000 miles on the truck. EV range may hold up better than expected. Watch the full video for more! #LightningMike #EV #ElectricVehicles #EVRange #EVCharging #FordF150Lightning #SustainableDriving
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🩺 Useless Stock Advice: Surgery Edition $SGRY jumped 47.62% today. I've been in the waiting room so long, my gains are still filling out paperwork. 😂 Not financial advice. Clearly. #UselessStockAdvice I made a bot for this too if you’re interested🤙 x.ai/bot/sD4ipsXFrQ3dHZqs0Ys…
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I texted this to my wife earlier… Go Cowboys! @dallascowboys @Eagles
🤖 Made with AI
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This is going to be my wife and I tonight with the game since she is a @Eagles fan And I am a @dallascowboys fan. AI is so much fun. It’s not perfect but it’s fun to play with.
🤖 Made with AI
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1. Preheat oven to 375°F. The butter preheats too, mostly at "let's circle back." 2. Cream butter and sugar. Butter asks if this could've been async. Nobody answers.
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5. Bake 20-25 min. Butter tries to leave at 18, but the meeting "runs a few minutes over." 6. Cool on a rack while someone asks, "Can everyone see my screen?" They cannot.
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Chef's note: Serve warm at your next meeting. Or just send an email that says "muffins in the break room." Same result, 89 fewer minutes. 🧈
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I’m having so much fun creating random @bot Here’s today’s recipe from my “Bitter Butter Bot” @moistbutter99 @redtbolt 🧈 Could've-Been-an-Email Muffins It's Monday, and Betty Botter's butter just got invited to a 9 a.m. "quick sync" booked for 90 minutes. It is not okay. 🧵
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Ingredients: • 1 stick butter, muted but still sighing • 2 cups flour (only one on time) • 1 cup sugar, for "per my last email" • 2 eggs, cc'd for no reason • 1 cup blueberries, here for snacks • 1 calendar invite (not edible, decline it)
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And now I’m over 3,900 Followers with 2,921 verified. I think I’m going to hit 4K here soon. Ya’ll are awesome 👏
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Here’s a real answer from my “Wife Translator” bot … ya’ll should try it out. This was a real statement from her just a few minutes ago. I told her about the answer and we were just cracking up 😂 because she said that’s exactly right 👍 x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed. The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉 A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below) x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
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Anyone else have this creepy arm come into your screen while you are typing a post? It’s trying to point out “promote”, obviously, on the top of the screen. It just really caught me off guard.
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❤️Attn. Ladies!❤️ The Grok @bot every wife needs: The "Husband Translator" Enjoy 😉 Decode what he means, or turn your hints into words he'll hear. He said: "Where's the ketchup?"
Translation: "Can you find it for me? I looked for half a second." 🔍 x.ai/bot/d9JKSt2sZjMdJ9MerEt…
A Grok @bot every married man never knew they needed. The “Wife Translator” Enjoy 😉 A just-for-fun, two-way translator for husbands: decode what your wife really means, or turn your blunt guy-speak into something sweet she'll love. (Example Below) x.ai/bot/LaVTvyGxyZt4p2lwldn…
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