Dark Enchantress Cookies' greatest creation! ...at least we think we are. (PLEASE read full pinned!)
somewhere on earthbread
Joined April 2026
- Tweets1.1K
- Following123
- Followers173
- Likes1.3K
Pinned Tweet
[๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ค ๐ ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ค๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ค๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ค ๐๐ช๐๐๐]
[๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ฃ๐ฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐ฃ๐ช]
[๐๐๐ ๐จ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ๐ฃ ๐ก๐๐๐๐๐ฅ ๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐๐]
[๐๐๐ช ๐๐ ๐ช๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฅ๐ฃ๐ช?]
The Ultimate Cookie arrives.
*Upon seeing the beam in the sky, Ulti comes down from the watchtower and makes their way over, taking note of the sudden darkness and the moon changing again*
What's happening now?!
(Friendly reminder the beasts are eons old and likely did WAY more damage than de did before being sealed away.
Just cuz you don't see the damage doesn't mean it didn't happen.
Both are evil of course but don't act like DE is worse.
๐ช The Ultimate Cookie retweeted
//Some people get way too fucking comfortable in strawpages because they dont have to reveal who they are
๐ช The Ultimate Cookie retweeted
Disliking someone is human. Creating fake stories to destroy them is jealousy and a whole mental issue. Seek help, not attention.
(To the people who send this type of shit to peoples strawpages, you're not funny. No one likes you. No one loves you. Maybe move out your moms basement, touch some grass, and maybe you can spend time with actual friends instead of hiding behind anonymity to harass people.
*ulti stares down at the shard, it's dough slowly warping around it as it's pulled into it's body, a small wave of green pulses.*
Who did this to you?
. . . Is that . . ?
*Ulti shakes it head.*
Surely it's just another illusion... you can show yourself now!
That didn't hurt!
(I have nothing to do with the first two strawpages btw, but this one was all me)
1
71
