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Bill Maher went from a liberal comedian to an ageist asshole who brags about dining w/ Trump + bitching about democrats.
If we all stop watching his show, maybe HBO will dump his sorry ass.
Maher has a lot in common w/ Trump, like only dating inappropriately young women
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.@Microsoft You goddamn motherfuckers please stop updating my computer & shutting down my documents. I own the computer, not you. You have a lot of fucking nerve to shut it down at your pleasure & then tell me to open some of my documents that you closed without saving. You SUCK
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.@nbc you fucking suck donkey dicks. Where's @nbcsnl? I don't want to see a bunch of fucking college football guys getting traumatic brain injury bashing one another. I want SNL, I want the cold open, @SNLUpdate & you're running some bullshit USC. You fucking assholes.
NBC turn off the fucking football shit, we want SNL not a bunch of jocks getting traumatic brain injury while still in college.
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#dollypartonimaginationlibrary #DollyParton
We said take Donald, not Dolly. You took the one who was talented and loved and left the one who is orange and despised.
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#DollyPatron We said take away Donald, not Dolly. You took the joy and left the orange tumor sitting in the WH killing democracy.
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Bill Maher went from liberal dem to ageist asshole who wants to teach liberals a lesson by telling them to stop being liberal. He lost me when he complained about ageism that affects him while saying he'd never date a woman his own age, only much younger women. Fuck Bill Maher.
Epstein might be dead but his files live on! Less than 100 days until we can flip the house and senate and get the rest of the files released.
Trump usually likes to see his name in print, funny he's so "shy" about this publicity.
Convicted Felon & Adjudicated Sexual Abuser Donald tRump can distract his gullible supporters with lies about Fauci & low prices all he wants & he can continue to murder innocent Muslims in other countries too, but, Loser & Failure tRump cannot hide from the Epstein Files!
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Why does Dana Bash have Jim (Gym) Jordan on her show. Maybe she could run clips of the documentary, "Surviving Ohio State" with the athletes who talk about the team doctor who molested them and about Jim knowing all about it at the time and denying it now. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2025/…
@Microsoft You GODDAM MOTHERFUCKERS TURNED MY COMPUTER OFF AGAIN presumably to install something but it fucks up my documents. There aren't even words for how much you suck. I wish there was another choice, I'd leave your sucky system so far behind. ASSHOLES.
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@Microsoft You goddamn motherfuckers do your fucking updates without telling me and my documents get "saved" by you instead of by me. You don't own my computer, I do and I pay for your fucking licensing. YOU SUCK!!!!
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.@MSNOWNews You're running Trump's speech!! If ABC NBC can not do it, surely could. I hope your audience runs the other direction. HANG YOUR HEADS IN SHAME!!! @jrpsaki @Weeknightmsnow @MichaelSteele @maddow WTF is wrong with you??? I am embarrassed for thinking so highly of you.
@Microsoft how many fucking times do you need to update? It seems like you have to update my computer every goddamn day. You turn it off at night & I wake up to documents I have to resave. It's MY computer, I paid for it, yet you seem to have jurisdiction over it. You so suck.
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@Microsoft YOU SUCK!!!! How many fucking files have you shut down because you restarted MY computer, without my permission? Thousands and then you open pages about how great you are. Fuck you.
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And what does that say about those who support them? They love him for his racism, misogyny, and his ignorance.
#TrumpIsTheWorstPresidentInUSHistory
He has no manners, no knowledge of protocol or common etiquette. He is a boorish ignoramus whose emotional intelligence never developed beyond the three year old ME ME ME stage.
#WTFAmerica!
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#BeTheKindOfWitchWho lights a candle, pulls the Tower tarot card, and makes Trump and all the sycophants around him fall into a burning pit of tar.
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#HouseOfVillains 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue where Trump and his defective, dishonest, and distinctly unfit cabinet spend time.
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