Chelsea till casket🫶 If you walk on water, haters will say it's because you can't swim

Joined April 2020
A true friend doesn't ask questions when you say 'bring a shovel.' They just ask where to meet.
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It’s over for this guy. Once a manager starts talking like this, there’s usually no coming back. This is exactly how Thomas Tuchel was talking towards the end of his time at Chelsea.
🚨🗣️ Michael Carrick: "Believe me, I've tried to do everything I can to not be in this position."
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"The only mistake your mom made was to have a foolish daughter..." Solomon Buchi chose absolute violence today 💀
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Alonso, abeg slow this game down #cfc
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Neto nor dey use normal human lungs
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Shin guard
Girls, be quiet. Men, what is this??
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Kanye nor get place outside psychiatric hospital
Who should STAND UP so Drake can SIT DOWN?
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Linx retweeted
Replying to @Provalyq @wham_dma
Culture vulture must slide in.
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You resemble Long Face; are you his sister?
You people are underrating me on this app Sha
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Not every skit is comedy, mumu.
How people find this guy funny dey amuse me
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You will stop posting very soon
Heads up, we keep going. Thanks to everyone who travelled today 🙏🏻🩵
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This is a story about how my wife got me started licking her clean and eating cum for her. If you are turned off by a man eating his own cum for his wife, then this story isn't for you. We had know each other for about a year prior to us being a couple. We met at a horse show, when we both showed horses, and would see and talk to each other about one weekend a month at the shows. The first first time that I was introduced to her I was instantly impressed with everything about her. I loved her smile, voice, charm and her overall beauty and sexiness. She had it all. After getting to know each other, I realized that I had fallen in love with this beautiful woman. So I finally decided to tell her how I felt about her and I was relieved and overjoyed when she told me that she felt the same way about me. Before we got together when we were getting to know each other, I had asked her if she enjoyed having multiple orgasms? When I asked her I was actually quite shocked at myself for being so bold, but I wanted to know if she was as good a lover as I was imagining. She acted surprised that I asked her such a personal question but she didn't seem upset by it. She just replied that she had never experienced multiple orgasms before. I just let the subject drop because I didn't want to scare her away. I love to perform oral sex on a woman and the very first time we got together that was how I got things started. She has a very sexy body and her pussy was so delicious, and as an added bonus, she keeps herself completely laser smooth, which I totally love in a woman. Her pussy was so beautiful, with nice, big, dark colored, lips and a nice size clitoris too. It was total perfection and I ate her until she had an orgasm, but I didn't stop. I just slowed down and I started kissing around the outside of her pussy and then after about a minute or so I gently started to lick her again and in just a couple minutes she was having another explosive orgasm. I gave her several orgasms is a row and she was so amazed that he could have more than one orgasm at a time. It was her first time experiencing multiple orgasms. I was very impressed with what a good lover she was. I have a fairly large cock when I'm hard, even though it only grows to 8" long, it's 8 1/2" around, for comparison just think bigger around than a beer can. Some of the woman that I had dated in my past complained that I was way too large for them.
これは、ごく普通の男が、息をのむほど美しい女性と出会った物語だ。出会う前のふたりは、それぞれ平凡で、どこか満たされない平行線の人生を送っていた。しかし、ひとつの偶然の出会いが、ふたりの人生を「本物の愛の物語」へと変えたのだ。ふたりの人生は出会ったその日から始まった。互いがいなければ、今の自分たちは存在しなかったのだから。 すべての始まりは、9月の肌寒い朝の馬術競技会(ショー)だった。その年の晩春から始まったシーズンを通して、私は1歳の牝馬(ひんば)を連れて競技会サーキットを回っていた。 馬の調教展示(ハルター)に出場するのはその年が初めてで、私は業界のコミュニティ(常連たちの輪)になじめずにいた。そのシーズンは、州の住宅建設業者ライセンス試験の勉強に大半の時間を費やしていたため、サーキットで知り合いを作る機会がほとんどなかったのだ。朝に自分の牝馬をハルター部門で披露した後は、居住スペース付きの乗馬用トレーラーに戻って、ひたすら勉強、勉強、勉強の毎日だった。 もともと人見知りな性格だったこともあり、勉強の息抜きが必要なときにだけ、たまに外に出て人と触れ合おうとする程度だった。馬術業界の人々はかなり身内意識の強いグループ(クリック)を作っていて、私はその輪の外にいた。話しかけてくれる人といえば、たまに軽く言葉を交わすボブとメアリーの夫妻、彼らの馬の世話を手伝うスタッフたち、そして同じクラスに出場していたシンディという女性くらいのものだった。 その日はシーズン最後の競技会だった。試合前は気温が氷点下近く(マイナス3〜4度)まで下がり、ひどく冷え込む朝だった。私が会場の建物に入っていくと、シンディがテーブル席に座っていた。その隣には、シーズン中ずっと気になりつつも、一度も話す機会のなかった素晴らしい美女がいた。気品にあふれ、美しく、息をのむほどセクシーで、シーズンを通して目に入らないはずがないほどの女性だった。 彼女はいつもピチッとしたタイトなパンツを穿いていて、それが本当に私の目を引いた。美しい顔立ちと素晴らしい胸元に加え、脚とヒップのラインが抜群だったのだ。まさに「完璧な女性」そのものだった。 彼女——リンダは、1歳の幼駒(コルト)を出場させていたため、クラスが異なり、私たちが関わる理由は何もなかった。しかし、彼女の出場クラスはいつも私の直前だったため、その美しさは常に私の目を奪っていた。タイトな黒のジーンズ姿の彼女はいつも完璧に見えたし、出場するほとんどのクラスで優勝していた。 ともかく、シンディが私をテーブルに呼び寄せ、その美しくセクシーな女性に紹介してくれた。シンディは「私の友達を紹介するわ、リンダよ」と言った。私は「こんにちは、リンダ」と声をかけた。彼女が返してくれた「こんにちは」という声は、まるであんそくをもたらす天使のようだった。テーブルに座るリンダは寒さで身を縮め、ガタガタと震えていた。私が軽口で「寒いかい?」と尋ねると、彼女は「ええ! 凍えそうだわ!」と答えた。 彼女たちが座っていたテーブルのすぐ外のドア付近には、アイスクリームの移動販売トレーラーが停まっていた。そこで私は少し場を和ませようと、「アイスクリームでも買おうか?」とリンダに聞いた。すると彼女はとてもかわいらしく、「アイスクリームのためなら何でもするわ」と答えたのだ。私はすさまずこう返した。「そういうことなら、あのトレーラーを丸ごと買ってあげるよ」
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Made me shake his hand when y'all been fucking for a minute
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Bath →Eat →Brush. You brushed after dinner, so brushing before breakfast is like wiping your ass b4 pooing💩 . For those asking about the bacteria that accumulate overnight, what about the bacteria in btw every spoonful of food you eat? Should we brush after every spoon too?
Which Order Would You Go? 🤔
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Even non-Chelsea fans remember that statement, but Nico apologists in our own fanbase have suddenly lost their memory. I'd rather have a gay friend than a professional regurgitator.
“The plane doesn’t go backwards” He remembered Maresca😭
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Baba, you dey suck ooo. Chaii 🤮
This is Nola, Mikky mighty gadget’s right hand man and one of his deadliest guys. This one no dey forgive o. Mikky gadget fit still forgive you based on reputation, but I no think Nola get forgiving spirit. You literally don't know this man, and that’s because he no dey flaunt his doings. Nola is made for life. He’s on Mikky gadget’s payroll and quarter of his salary will sort your present, past and future. Una go just come online dey talk rubbish about people una no get idea about. His properties for Lagos and Ibadan alone worth billions.
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Try posting your nude
I have to look for something else and do for myself , these app isn’t for me anymore, have done everything possible like others but not working for me Any word of encouragements from you to me ?💔🤦🏾
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Sweet weekend 😋
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2026 is my year of abundant wealth!!
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