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So! Ordered a new microwave from @Target . What came was a used, greasy not the microwave I ordered. Kinda upset because Drew touched that thinking it was new. I realize it may not be all Target’s your fault, but your quality control on returns is lacking.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

#GoogleSheets is kinda bomb. My Honey and I went to the store and were checking off items we’d acquired in real time. I swear it made our trip fast because we weren’t both looking for the same things if we separated. Lovely.

Yes, even 18 years on, @xtina Christina Aguilera’s ‘Stripped’ (Full Album) is still one of the best I’ve ever known. All I mean is that album was amazing. youtube.com/playlist?list=PL… via @YouTube

Why does this not shock me?

Fellow gamers, why are you such pieces of shit? Can’t something be collaborative without being competitive? Do you have a little dick or something? Or small tits? You’re ugly. Oh okay, got it.

And with that, it’s the end of an era. Goodbye @sagaftra I love you.

Did that Kraft commercial say “I’m allergic to all things Korean” ?!

Hahaha!

I keep coming back to watch this. One thing I will miss is the absolute pleasure of serving so many amazing on screen performers: dancers, broadcasters, stunt athletes...Fox Performs "Try A Little Tenderness"| youtu.be/qQNYLnPFS84 via @YouTube. @sagaftra I love you all

😐 . ::insert Minecraft villager “hmmm” here::

You know what @Groupon?! I shouldn’t have to view a video when it comes to redeeming a voucher. I’m not dumb. Tried many times on the website to redeem and can’t. Congrats, you have my money. Last time.

⁦@NASA⁩ Found this re: yesterday’s launch. 😆 I love you guys but this is hilarious

I miss this man

⁦@JeniferLewis⁩ can I adopt you as my Auntie? Because, this. All day. #IWillIfIHaveTo facebook.com/foreverbrandy/v… facebook.com/foreverbrandy/v…