Happy #Easter to all who celebrate it! Hope you have a fabulous day!

Happy Valentine’s Day from me and the world’s most adorable baby!

At this point, I have to wonder if George Santos is even his real name.

The pooch was dog tired!

I see one thing hasn’t changed during the #TwitterMeltdown, I’m still getting new followers who are buxom ladies with limited reading skills and nothing to wear except bikinis.

Ironically while some journalists are leaving Twitter, I’m going here MORE frequently. I feel like I’m rubbernecking at an accident scene when I see tweets like this (which might be a parody account).

Very disappointed that after spending $200 on a @WhistleLabs gps collar for our escape artist dog, it stopped working 3 months later. After 20 min on hold, all the “customer service” rep did was say that their tech team would call “in a few days” & she couldn’t help. #epicfail

It’s the birthday of my 7th book, Healthy Heart, Healthy Brain! Please lift a glass and toast this wonderful day with me. @lbsparkbooks @baledoneen @TheHASPC

Is #Wordle down? I tried both the new and old links and get a blank page. Going through acute withdrawal about not being able to do my fav puzzle! @nytimes

Truly ironic, I have been on hold for nearly an hour with @godaddy because my website is down, while a recording keeps saying, “We can’t wait to exceed your expectations.” That ship has sailed long ago! #epicfail

4. After getting no help from @Apple at all when my 2 YO #MacBookPro is a fire hazard at risk for an exploding battery, I’m wondering if I should switch to a PC for my articles & books. #EpicFail

3. Nearest NY @Apple store is 60 miles away & it’s impossible to call them to learn options for fixing my dangerously swollen #MacBook battery before it explodes or catches on fire! Call center clerk in India put me on hold, then tried to send me to Apple stores in NJ & CT.

2. After a long wait at @Apple store while clerks chatted w/ each other & ignored customers, I told an advisor that I have urgent writing deadlines & my #MacBook will only type the letter H due to dangerously swollen battery. They said nobody could even look at it for a week!

1. Terrible experience with @Apple. my #MacBook’s battery got so swollen that it was a fire hazard & the only advice I got from the so-called helpline was to “go shopping” for a pricy new one when my laptop is less than 3 years old!

Wonderful day, made Queen Bee on the @nytimes Spelling Bee for the second time in a row! #hivemind @kevinedavis

#HurricaneHenri2021 wasn’t exactly dramatic in Eastern LI, thankfully!

Excited to announce that after many months of hard work, I’m almost finished writing my new book! It’s coming at out the end of the year.

Wonderful day: not only did I get awesome feedback on the new book I’m writing on heart & brain health from my editor, but I also made Queen Bee in #nytsb! Tips from @kevinedavis helped! #hivemind

Kind of heartbroken that the @nytimes Spelling Bee is down! #Nytimesgames