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My daughter thinks I'm cool. I'm a special collections librarian, knitter, mom, and about a million other things. All my views are my own, as they should be.

Chevy Chase, MD
Joined December 2013
Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
In Oxford, as ever, vast crowds of people turned out at 6 am this May Day morning to hear the choir of Magdalen College sing songs of spring and listen to the ringing of the bells. If you don’t mind getting up early, it’s a magical experience.
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Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
Ending the week on a lovely note, by receiving a lovely note. ❤️👏 Bonus points for still calling it Twitter/tweets 👏👏 Bonus bonus points for the Just So Stories postage stamp! 👏👏👏
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Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
― Virginia Woolf, The Waves
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Hey @USPS @USPSHelp — any idea how to dislodge this from my mailbox? My signed book is torn, smashed, and jammed—leaving me crushed.
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Hey @USPS and @USPSHelp. The signed book I bought was shoved in the mailbox, wedged, torn, and won’t come out. Was it that hard to walk two doors down and drop off the package?
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Godzilla and Bikini Atoll? Guest post by @LitKnitWit bit.do/GodzillaBikini
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Taco Bell, Olive Garden, Chipotle, and State Farm coming together today over Travis Kelce’s old tweets is hilarious. 😂
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Harima & Yabashi, twin fairies who resemble the railings on Harimaya Bridge in Kochi City, made it into NHK news. teapaw.org/nhk_news/status/171966…
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Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
Today is #NationalAuthorsDay so we've taken all the stuff we've got that's been written by authors and put them all on shelves for people to borrow for FREE. If it goes well, we might just make it a thing.
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Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
What a lovely rubber duckie! 🧡
psyduck plays with a rubber duck in the bath
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in the coming year we’re resisting the temptation to tone down what makes us unique for the sake of impressing others. we’re embracing our cringe. we’re leaning into our nerdery. we’re shucking the people who can’t accept us and forging friendship with like-minded weirdos
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🧵 It’s nearly Hallowe’en and I’m thinking about the time Charles Dickens pranked a local carpenter by asking him to open a cupboard that had been jammed shut. The carpenter opened the cupboard and two skeletons sprang out, scaring the poor man half to death.
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Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
To grouches near and far: we love you for who you are. Happy #NationalGrouchDay! 💚🗑️
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Men, start giving your partners more inventive compliments. “You have the sort of face that a Victorian novelist would describe as amiable.” “You could play Tony Blair’s wife in a movie starring Timothee Chalamet.” Try it!
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Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
Burito-kun, a yellowtail fish mixed with a bullet train, is the mascot for the Hokuriku Shinkansen train.
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Kelly, The Librarian. retweeted
GEE! Open this thread for a #FridayThe13th jumpscare! 😱 ⬇️ #Bluey
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I hope this weekend you can resist the terrible compulsion to be *productive.* I hope you find time to read and dance and create for their own sakes and not for any profit. I hope you have moments of being just overcome with joy by the weirdness and wonder of being.
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CONSERVATIVES: Back in our day literature was MORAL and DECENT CHAUCER: Alison’s husband farts thunderously in Nicholas’ face when he bangs at the window wanting a smooch
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You begin to grow up on the day you stop caring about “leaving a good impression” and start to embrace being gloriously unhinged.
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Our VERY overdue tomato book has now been given a shiny new cover, a new number and it's been catalogued so it can be borrowed again, 50 years after it was last borrowed. 🍅
We've just had a library book returned that was due back in 1974 how's your day going?
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