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- what time is dinner?
- well, i’m aiming for ‘when it’s f**king ready’ o’clock...
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"I don't want life to go back to normal, I want it to go back to better."
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That a large chunk of the nation got duped by a few millionaire tax avoiders, who either didn't live here or have subsequently left to spend more time with their money, doesn't say much good about us. That those people still defend it is embarrassing.
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Poverty the G7 leaders should but won't see when they visit Cornwall - Cornwall Live cornwalllive.com/news/cornwa…
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Us in a nutshell.
The British tragedy is not that these men enjoy epic unearned privilege. It's not even that they see nothing wrong in such a system. The British tragedy is that millions of people born into state-sanctioned 'inferiority' believe that's where they belong.
thetimes.co.uk/article/revea…
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#WeBeginAtTheEnd by @WhittyAuthor . The prose is so beautiful it hurts. I finished this a week ago and I still don’t know where to turn. Highest recommendation.
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- i think i’ll take a risk and wait for my jab. i want to see the evidence that this vaccine is safe first. my body is precious to me — anyway, i’ll have this litre of vodka and 40 silkcut please...
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#RailsToRecovery We're opening Buckfastleigh station site on 12 April. Gardens, workshops, riverside picnic area, playground, Lee Moor Tramway museum & more will be open & many of our locos & coaches will be on display. #Open all w/c 12/4 then every Tue, Thur, Sat & Sun #Devon
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With our full range of products currently in-stock, delivery available across mainland UK, and a bonus 20% off all orders over £25, what are you waiting for!
#onlinefoodshop #britishpork #outdoorreared
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- mummy, did you miss me when i went back to school last week?
- well if you mean ‘do i miss doing all that homeschooling’ then no. but if you mean ‘do i miss spending time with you’ then that’s also no...
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Everyone should know the international sign for Help me. Let’s make this famous #HelpMe
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Y6: "Miss, will you make us a Shrek beanie please?"
Mrs Dowie: "When we get out of lockdown, I’ll make the whole of Y6 a Shrek beanie!"
Government: "Children will return to school on 8th March"
Mrs Dowie: 🤦♀️
😂😂😂
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I have only once written a personal column in @PrivateEyeNews in 29 years. It explains why I have very strong views about people seeking help when they have suicidal thoughts, and those they seek help from listening and taking them seriously. Suicide isn’t painless.
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There’s a child who thought her mother was coming home today after five years. But another trial is announced for next Sunday. Maybe that means our government has a week to figure out how to make the right thing happen?
I know we are all sending love to that family.
#FreeNazanin
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I’d always assumed that swimming in reservoirs was banned because it’s a bit gross people swimming in the drinking water (or something). This article makes a great case for it. (Nothing to do w grossness or safety: seems to be mainly legal anxiety about landowners getting sued)
16 reasons for swimming access in reservoirs – Brilliant article - for people to benefit from open water swimming, we need to open up these easily accessible and safe spaces so it’s not just something for those of us who are lucky enough to live by the sea outdoorswimmingsociety.com/s…


























