ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱɴᴛ ᴅᴇʟɪᴄᴀᴛᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ꜰʟᴏᴡᴇʀ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴀꜱ ꜰʀᴀɢɪʟᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ʙᴏᴍʙ 🩵 @BoyWhoBrokeTime
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Hahahahaha. HAHAHAHA.
Isn't always ... er ... Aren't I always?
The sun is shining, the birds are
singing and I feel like scooping
my heart out of my chest like a
small chunk of ice cream.
How about YOU, Champ?
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. . . you're expecting me to just . . .
go totally apeshit right now, right?
I show up, have an outburst and it's
all fun and games and good times
and 'Ohhhh she's so crazyyyy'
Hahahaha. Meeeee, am I right?
So wild, so quirky! So fun !!
One sec.
*Throws up*
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Inhales, screams at the top of her lungs.
" 🎵 I FEEL GOOD! 🎵 Na-Na-Na 🎵
🎵 Na-Na-Na-Na 🎵 yadadada ... "
Fires her gun in rhythm to the song,
which she's forgotten the rest of the
lyrics to. Not that anyone can hear
as much with their ears ringing.
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Feeling as though her intelligence has
been severly underestimated by this
uptown floozy, Jinx gives her an all-too
sarcastic sneer as she yanks the rifle
off of Caitlyn's back, wrenching it
away from her with the full weight of
her body if necessary.
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Once she has it, Jinx immediately takes
aim and fires so quickly that one might
wonder if she even aimed at all. The
last sound heard is a crips, clear 'TINK!'
before the explosion rips through the
air, obliterating the small corner of the
room without injuring...
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Looking at something, giggling to herself
like a moderately un-sane person.
S'all good, man.
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"That's not how grenades work!!!"
She furiously shouts, clanking them
together harder and louder. "LOOK!"
She beams one forward like a baseball,
whipping out her own hand-made,
pneumatic pistol and fires at it the grenade.
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"What?!" Each impact,
a sharp and metallic clank
that rings in the ears like
tinnitus ... or maybe rage.
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