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Not even a man I’m just a cat in disguise as a man with sleepy eyes and bony knees. V.R. 2/28/23 👑❤️

Joined February 2013
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“Take my hand into the night Through the bars and faces I think it's only you and I In between the spaces We're magnetic from the start While the world is spinning round, round, round”
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listen, everyone my age is saying the same thing. we just want to enjoy life and we can’t.
I think millennials are having a factory reset. Nobody wants their career. Nobody wants corporate culture. Nobody wants another fucking productivity app. We just want a little house, some hobbies, financial security and to be left the fuck alone. Apparently that’s radical now.
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Ten years ago this month, three sleep-deprived SNL writers accidentally created one of the most beloved Halloween characters in television history. And apparently, Tom Hanks thought the whole thing was ridiculous. The story behind David S. Pumpkins is almost as funny as the sketch itself. In October 2016, SNL writers Mikey Day, Bobby Moynihan, and Streeter Seidell were working late into the night on a Halloween sketch about a haunted elevator. The premise was simple. Every floor would reveal something terrifying. But around 4 or 5 in the morning, someone suggested a character named David Pumpkins. Moynihan added the middle initial. Nobody knew what the S stood for. Nobody knew who David Pumpkins was supposed to be. And that was basically the entire joke. They found a cheap pumpkin-covered suit, gave him two dancing skeletons, and decided this completely ordinary-looking middle-aged man would act like he was a legendary Halloween character everyone should recognize. Tom Hanks reportedly thought the sketch was so bizarre that he suggested saving it for Chris Hemsworth, who was scheduled to host the following week. But Hanks eventually committed to the bit. The ridiculous grin. The awkward dancing. The absolute confidence. And, of course, the immortal question: “Any questions?” The genius of the sketch is that nothing ever gets explained. The people riding the elevator are just as confused as the audience. And every time David S. Pumpkins returns, it somehow gets funnier. The sketch became an instant hit. NBC eventually made an animated Halloween special around the character, and Hanks brought him back to SNL in 2022. Ten years later, people still dress up as David S. Pumpkins every Halloween. Three writers came up with a completely nonsensical idea at 4 a.m. Tom Hanks wasn’t sure it would work. Nobody bothered to explain the joke. And somehow they created a Halloween icon. Oh, and years later, the writers revealed what the S stands for. Simon. Why Simon? Absolutely no reason whatsoever. Which, honestly, makes the whole thing even funnier. Happy Halloween. 🎃 ANY QUESTIONS?
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Littering and….
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If I had a nickel for every time a #NASCAR CRAFTSMAN Truck Series team announced they were shutting down on the day of their last race (in 2026), I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's strange that it's happened twice.
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The chances of being killed by a landmine delivered by a bear are low, but they are never zero.
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i think AI is probably top 5 worst things in human history
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This is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Fox News thought they were interviewing a Trump supporter, and this man went on national television to explain that he showed up just to witness the MAGA cult in its natural habitat. I'm crying laughing.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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i want laws passed that restaurants can't use ai photos of food in any way. not only is it hideous and doesn't even look like real food, you shouldnt be allowed to advertise a fucking fake product that you can't deliver. why is this allowed and not counted as false advertising
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I'm gonna say it too. I'm tired of seeing AI. I'm tired of being told to use AI. I'm tired to hear how "AI is the future". I'm tired of AI. I'm tired. I want humans around me.
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We actually need a “Not interested, this is AI” button or a proper AI blocker. The algorithm needs to learn how badly most people don’t want AI slop.
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like this if you still call it twitter
4 years ago today, Elon Musk bought Twitter.
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It should be illegal for the President, VP, and lawmakers in Congress to own, buy, and sell individual stocks.
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Oh, no… I’m upside down… That was not a good moment, but I can’t thank the safety crew enough. They did an amazing job flipping the car back over. The last time I flipped, the bars crushed on my head. This time, I don’t think anything caved in or crushed at all. I appreciate what @NASCAR has done and thank you again to the @TALLADEGA safety team for getting me out of the car safely and quickly. There were some vicious hits in that pile up. I’m just happy to be alive. @Team_Penske @ShellStationsUS @Pennzoil @FordRacing @CocaColaRacing #CokePartner @AutoTrader_com @DiscountTire @hbpRacing @PlanetFitness #NASCAR
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Another look at Riley Herbst. He told @kimmiecoon he’s OK.
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UNBELIEVABLE.
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How is Riley Herbst alive. That is so scary. Oh my gosh
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That Riley Herbst hit was awful
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IT’S THE BIG ONE MULTIPLE CHASE DRIVERS INVOLVED
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