Drinks at an Irish pub in Thailand with an instagram friend

These are so cute. Just planted a few mouse melon seeds

Ok, I have a problem with people calling side dishes “sides”. It drives me a little crazy and sounds like every meal is from KFC

The burrito bicycle/tuk tuk just went by. Now I’m hungry

Please don’t pronounce Wagner like a German speaking person if you don’t speak German

Lume starter pack lady, question; was this the trajectory you saw your life heading?

Anyone anywhere EVER, who starts a sentence with “let that sink in” will be immediately kicked in the vagina

Uh oh, it’s going to sprinkle. Power goes out with even a light mist

Pickles, papayas happening soon

Haha no

There is a little stray black cat who is too skinny and very funny and mischievous. I think we will feed him and name him . . .

I think I see the first tomato getting ready to flower. I’m quite excited

What commercial makes you crazy right now? For me it’s every single Balance of Nature commercial

Is it weird that I have a fantasy about not using deodorant for a month, running into that annoying lumi lady, shoving my armpit into her face and asking if I need her ridiculous product ?

I know my bank account number, my email address, my sign in name, my ssn, my birthdate, my dads birthdate, my phone number - but can’t remember my app password- so Bank of America basically tells me, sorry - sucks to be you!

There is a really loud, slow and noisy taco tuk tuk that circles my block like an ice cream truck. I don’t have access to my money yet because BofA is being a total whore *sad face*