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Coming out the womb that hungry is crazy...Take a damn nap, cry or something first.
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"you don't know fashion"
-your mum after buying you the most questionable clothes ever😭
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Last week, a bride that I did some printings for, told me she was going to send someone to pick up.
The person who came for the pickup was a young boy who I believed was 18/19.
I asked him "How are you bobo? You're here to pickup for lagbaja abi?" and..
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There's one Elect-elect student who's working with me.
He borrowed 100k from the business cos his phone got bad and needed to get another one.
I am to deduct 25k from his monthly pay, and I've only deducted once.
Got to my office this evening, and noticed something.
He does this all the time, actually.
Our powerhouse is behind my office, since my office is the last room in the building.
Once it's 6pm, he goes to the powerhouse to test-run everything.
Starts the Mikano, runs it for a while, then turns it off.
Starts our firrman gen, runs it for a wile then turns it off.
Changes some gears, because I could hear the kpaka.. Kpaka.
Just to ensure we run very smoothly every night.
You need to see this guy whenever there's an electrical issue.
Some days too, he has rescued us when it took a while before our electrician arrived, even in my house, by fixing some minor things.
He has been very instrumental to the smooth running of the business.
And to surprise him...
I will be waving the remaining 75k.
He would be shocked to see his full salary tonight.
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You can send a man these two pictures and watch the second one be his favorite 🤣🤣
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My mom has never called me “Oloshi” or “Oponu” in all my 27 years on earth, but I’m supposed to let a partner use them when they are pissed, because, it’s not that deep lol.
Pack everyone into therapy.
“Ode” with a smile/laugh is the only one that can be used endearingly.🚶🏿♂️
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The Holyspirit dropped a prayer in my spirit this morning
“Lord please take care of the aspects that all my planning and preparations did not foresee”
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“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…
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I once did my niece's assignment on abacus. When I was done, baby girl went to one corner, hissed and cleaned the entire thing. She didn't talk to me for two hours, she said I wanted her to fail 😂.
God please deliver me from the shackles of walking too fast😭😂
I went on a date with this guy and we were walking through a hallway when I suddenly got a notification on my phone saying, “Why are you walking so fast?” 😭
I turned back and this man and I were literally like 10ft away from each other😂
He said he had been trying to catch up with my pace, but the only way he could do that was by holding my hand… and he wasn’t sure he could do that yet😭
At that point, I genuinely wanted the ground to open up and swallow me😭😂

































