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Right of center comic book loving life long Detroit Red Wings fan spreading joy and enlightenment.

Bay City Michigan
Joined November 2011
Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
#RedWings lines: DeBrincat-Finnie-Arvidsson MBN-Copp-Raymond Rasmussen-Compher-Danielson Mazur-Dries-Kolesar
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#RedWings McLellan said Gibson will start tomorrow. Albert Johansson will miss at least three more games. Kasper and Appleton still 10 days to 2 weeks away.
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Susie Derkins remains undefeated #CalvinandHobbes #EpicFail
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Marco Kasper and Mason Appleton sightings. First time at regular practice since both suffered injuries first week of season.
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Committing to the bit through an entire dinner 💀 #CalvinandHobbes #ParentLife
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Comical experience last night watching the Detroit Red Wings enjoy their first game without Quittin' Dylan Larkin, by beating Joker Jeff Blashill and the AHL Chicago Blackhawks. As your Favorite NHL President has said MANY times, Kyle "The Clown" Davidson is a TOTAL LIGHTWEIGHT, who is doing an absolutely Terrible job in the very WOKE city of Chicago, and everyone knows it. Funny remembering All the very Nasty, and Frankly Pathetic, Hawks "fans," who were Whinin' and Moanin' louder than Stupid Stormy Daniels after my PERFECT analysis of the ridiculous moves Kyle the Clown made over the sleepy Summer. The HORRIBLE Hawks are a TOTAL and COMPLETE DISASTER, and as usual, NHL TRUMP is CORRECT. No surprise! Thank you for your attention to this MATTER. NHL PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson 10.30.86
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Today is October 30, 2026 - the border is CLOSED, the streets are SAFER, we’re BUILDING things in America again, and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America. 🇺🇸
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Today is October 30th, and Gretchen Whitmer is the WORST, most evil and corrupt governor in MICHIGAN history.
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It's October 30th, 2026 in Michigan. The day before Halloween, and your daily conditions resemble that of an average fall day. Nothing too flashy out there. Thunderstorms are gone and past. Today will feature a few decks of clouds moving through, separated by full sunshine. Temperatures in the 60s will only be likely along and south of US-12. 50s and 40s everywhere else. Wind gusts 5-10 mph statewide, with some gusts over 15 mph likely along the shores of Lake Huron and eastern Lake Superior. Oh, and at these temperatures and high pressure sticking around, no snowfall to worry about for your evening plans. Have a safe weekend, and make smart decisions. The weather is being nice for everyone's schedules! – Trusted Partner of the Day – Top Notch Tree Care LLC | From Lansing to Jackson, Top Notch Tree Care has you covered for all tree care services, so be sure to call today at 517-712-3721, and let them know MSC sent you!
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Today is October 30th, and Jocelyn Benson is the WORST, most evil and corrupt Secretary of State in MICHIGAN history.
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Mom just accidentally gave him a life goal #CalvinandHobbes #KidLogic
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Classic Comics! THE SPINNER RACK, Oct. 26, 1976! 3/3
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Moritz Seider on Red Wings beating Blackhawks on the day Dylan Larkin left the team: "It meant a little more. I think it came down to that this is our squad and we got a really good group in here."
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Matthew Lance 🇺🇸🦅🐘🐙🔴 retweeted
Michigan workers lost a protection against compulsory union payments. Jocelyn Benson opposes restoring it. Will Michigan will give workers their choice back? Before deciding whom to trust with Michigan’s future, learn where Jocelyn Benson stands on Right to Work.

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Worth the price of admission! A Detroit Red Wings Victory! #LGRW #RedWings #NHL @DetroitRedWings
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