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Kentucky
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*almost* 29 is figuring out how to convince your husband to buy another vacuum cleaner even though you just bought a new one last summer.
Sometimes it feels like life is going by too fast and I wish I could rewind the clock 10 years and then I remember that I was doing yoga to sad music alone in my dorm and crying over the worst sort of boys. I’m way happier now, my back just hurts all the time.
And now for my quarterly tweet:
A man in target told me I have cute toes and asked if I would mind if he took a picture of them because he liked my nail polish color.
I will never wear sandals in public again. Men ruin everything.
Me-“Brandon Gunselman…”
B-“what Lo? Why is there always something to get on me about in the morning?”
Me-“Start over.”
B-“fine. what?! What is it?”
Me-*points to nespresso machine he forgot to put a cup under*
B-“…..yeah ok that’s pretty bad.”
Brandon when he found me and my type A personality + anger taking over in rearranging all the free weights in a crowded gym because people are either lazy or stupid and put them back in the wrong spots.
Forever one of my fav videos @ZRawTaroli2
@ZRawTaroli - *gets in feels*
Me - *absolutely smashing some Insomnia cookies with no care in the world*
#FoodNotFeelings
Fun fact: Kylo pooped in the aisle during rehearsal the evening before. We’re going to say it was his way of blessing the marriage.
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