ALT 4-panel Loading Artist comic remix. 1: Guy drowning "I am interested in purchasing cool Loading Artist merchandise!!!!!!" 2: Loading Artist himself appears "Hello :)" 3: He says "Here is your coupon code!" to drowning smiling man. 4: Drowning man is hit with big coupon code 'TWENTY' and says "yay". This is all to say get 20% off at the Loading Artist shop with the code: TWENTY

ALT 6-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: "The world just ended. And I couldn't be happier!" Blue shirt guy grins at a nuclear blast outside his bunker. 2: "Fuel? Plenty." He admires his fuel barrels. 3: "Snacks? Stocked." He opens a soda beside shelves of junk food. 4: "Responsibilities? None." He relaxes into a beanbag with headphones. 5: "Finally! The perfect gaming session begins now!" 6: Screen says: "Failed to authenticate. Check your Internet connection."

ALT 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Red guy and Pink girl lying on a grassy hill at night. Red points up at the sky "Look! A shooting star! Make a wish!" 2: Pink romantically says "I wish we'll be together forever..." 3: Red is shocked "WAIT! If you say it out loud it won't come true!" 4: Pink giggles and says "Ah that's just a silly supersti-" 5: Pink sits up realizing she's suddenly alone on the hill. 6: Red is driving away in his car, and sadly shouts back "I'M SORRY! IT'S THE RULES!"

ALT 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Tired guy is filling coffee mug with instant powder. 2: He fills it with milk. 3: Takes a sip. 4: PFFTTT He spits out a kitten, and another kitten is in his mug. 5: He looks at the instant powder tin. 6: It reads "INSTANT Cats" not "INSTANT Coffee".

ALT 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Two guys walking along shore (Green guy and Red guy), Green is holding bucket of shells and shows off 1 particular shell to Red "Ooh what do you think of this one?". Red looks annoyed, "It's fine." 2: Green is disheartened "But you didn't even look..." 3: Red snatches Green's bucket of shells angrily "I SAID IT'S FINE!" 4: Red empties the bucket of shells onto the sand. 5: Green starts collecting shells again with the empty bucket and looks upset "Just when I thought this holiday couldn't get any worse..." 6: Zoom out to reveal they're actually marooned on a small desert island, a ship is sinking in the distance, and Red is writing a giant "HELP" with shells.

ALT 5 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Guy is seated alone at restaurant, bouquet of flowers placed in front of the empty seat beside him. Waitress asks "Are you still waiting on your date?" 2: Guy gestures towards empty seat "Oh no no, my wife is here with me... in spirit." 3: Guy continues, gently placing his hand on the empty seat "She passed away five years ago. But we still come here every Valentine's." 4: Waitress smiles and places her hand on her chest "Oh my... that's so sweet" 5: Guy shouts "DAMN IT, BARBARA! I WAS NOT FLIRTING!" angrily at empty seat

ALT 4 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Guy happily enjoying pink metaphorical orb representing a song "I really like this song!". 2: Guitarist appears and says "Thanks! Would you like to listen to the rest of the album?" while pointing behind him, showing a big rack of other metaphorical song orbs each with their own colors and patterns. 3: Guy clutches his pink song orb and angrily shouts "NO!". 4: Guy runs off into the distance clutching the pink song ball, while guitarist watches with his back turned to the reader.

ALT 6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: "The adventures of SNAIL MAILMAN" showing a cute snail with a little postman hat and bag. 2: Suburban neighbourhood with mailbox in the foreground. 3: Same. 4: Same. 5: Same. 6: Same. Except now a jogger listening to music jogged into the scene and you hear a CRUNCH coming from below.