the greatest musician and artist in the world, also a parody i think idk forgot

Joined October 2023
Me when I’m dead
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WALKOFF WINNER
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Gameday vs. Green Bay
🤝 Paid partnership
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DAME FROM DEEP 🎯 His first bucket in his return to Portland!
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First DUB of the season.
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DETROIT'S 23-0 4Q RUN IN UNDER 5 MINUTES, UNCUT 🍿🍿 @DetroitPistons open the NBA season with a 22-point comeback win!
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PISTONS PULLED OFF WILD 22-PT COMEBACK TO BEAT THE CELTICS 🤯🤯 FIRST GAME OF THE YEAR 🔥
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NEPTUNE… I’M… I’M… I’M BREAKING BAD!!!!!
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Hawk tuah... *sigh* I hate brownies and cookies with my acquaintance Perch Perkins, who cares to put the dunce cap on reading a new Book Come Home America!
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getting cucked by shaq
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Happy birthday, @JaredGoff16! 🥳
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My life is perfect!
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Jared Goff's NFL ranks since 2023: Passer rating: 1st Passing TDs: 1st Completion %: 1st Pass success rate: 1st QB wins: T-1st Game-winning drives: T-1st (min. 50 GP)
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boom
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break time
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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make sure to tell the defense that
football. tomorrow.
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DAN NDOYEEEEE!!!
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Two faces of Squidward
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