Kindergartener by day, ferocious dinosaur by night! Ageplay, ABDL, and spanking. Little/middle. He/him. 31 years old. 18+ only.
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Logasaurus retweeted
The parenting manual: "Choose a Thinking Corner to use when your child misbehaves. Encourage them to think about what they've done and what they can do differently next time."
The thoughts in my Thinking Corner: "owwwwwwwwwww 😭😭😭 owwwieeee owwww waaaaaaaaaaaah"
ALT Logasaurus standing in the corner holding a stuffie. He's wearing no pants and his red thighs can be seen around his diaper.
Never let an ABDL claim to be potty trained. "Oh, I just pad up sometimes for fun." So you regularly go potty in your pants. Do you think your friends do that? "Well, I do it on purpose." That's supposed to make me trust you MORE with my furniture? Get those boxers off right now.
Logasaurus retweeted
age regressor warlock x Caregiver Patron
"sorry friends, i cant kill this guy," you say to your adventuring party. beaming proudly, "Mommy says no 🥰." you declare to the groans and sighs of the Barbarian and Fighter who were ready to jump on the thief
Logasaurus retweeted
Me: Do your worst, Daddy. I'm NOT taking my bath.
Daddy: One...
Me: W-what are you doing?
Daddy: Two...three...
Me: NO! You can't do that! That's daddy magic!
Daddy: Four...
Me, already in the tub: Grownups just don't fight fair, Ducky.
"Being grounded SUCKS, man."
"Tell me about it. I almost look forward to the naptime spanking every day."
"Uh..."
"I mean, at least kicking and crying is something to DO, right? Why are you all laughing?"
And that's how you found out that not everyone gets grounded the same way.
Me: ...and so we need our diapers checked every few hours.
Alien: The other informants didn't even mention diapers.
Me: Oh, humans always lie. It's why we need regular spankings. Soooo I'll be Chief Babysitter, right?
Alien, narrowing eyes: Tell me more about these "spankings".
Tommy: Bad Mr. Cuddles! Bad!
Tommy's Dad: Oh, Tommy's just going through a phase where he likes to spank his stuffies.
Me, horrified: And they let him do it?
Tommy's Dad: They're very tame, sweetie 🤭
Me: Sir, please be serious. It's not pretty when a teddy bear finally snaps.
"Hey, I SAID I'm a cheap date."
"You said you always have to go home after one drink! I didn't think you meant ordering a lemonade and then peeing your pants!"
"Then I guess you should've asked some follow-up questions. Wait, leggo of my ear! Think of all the money we're saving!"
The moment you spot your new playmate Ben, you whisper to Daddy that you need a change. You're all dry, he says. You ask, "Then how come I feel so funny?"
Ben is urgently whispering to his mommy too.
"Uh-oh," grins Daddy, "we're gonna have to keep an eye on you two."
2/2
You waver, but getting diapered by Alex would just be too mortifying. "FINE!"
After Daddy cleans you up in the backseat, you brace yourself for the flip over his knee, but it doesn't come. "I didn't say I'D be the one spanking you," he says.
And he hands you to Alex.
1/2
"No WAY am I letting Alex change me."
"It's OK," says Alex, "I babysit all the time."
"You are NOT my babysitter! You're my best FRIEND!"
Daddy is elbow deep under the hood of the car. "If I have to stop and change you myself," he tells you, "you're getting a spanking."
Logasaurus retweeted
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