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ElonMabonJovi@LonMabon17 Jul 2022

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Richard Siken@richardsikenOct 24

Current mood

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@LloydLegalistOct 24

I'm just going to point out that there are two people at the start of this hike.

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@JakeTbirdOct 24

Hey Orimar, if you only had one string on a guitar, what song would you play? Wait for it…

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🪷ً@ethereaIisedOct 24

she looks like Big Birds pussy

@NickiThaQueenOct 23

this was so high fashion of her

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ElonMabonJovi@LonMabonOct 25

If I can't figure out a way to block this H3 spam I'm out of here.

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@TinyBeeheeOct 24

Quick tell me below what you and you’re friends favorite song is Tiny would love to know! 🥰👇🏻🐝

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@TinyBeeheeOct 20

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francis wolf@francis__wolfOct 18

pete hegseth wished for a live-streamed, televised, public military execution and a finger on the monkey’s paw curled.

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@lydiakauppiOct 18

I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day

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@jimothyceoOct 17

BEHOLD: GRIMOTHY aka the jim reaper

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@westbrom7777Oct 14

My mate daves ard as fuck, DAVE 👇🏻

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃@ScoobydouchebagOct 13

The standard of living used to be so high that a minimum wage worker could afford to give a whole pack of smokes to each trick or treater instead of just one or two loosies. Failed fucking empire

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Fairy Gothmother, MD@jenny2x4Oct 11

And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL

Richard Smith@Richard_ezioOct 11

Florida’s ‘Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.

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Jurassic Park Updates@JurassicPark2goOct 12

Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl

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ℍ𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕊𝕦𝕡𝕣𝕖𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕚𝕤𝕥@giantfrenOct 11

The Necronomicobbler has returned

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ElonMabonJovi@LonMabonOct 4

My idea for a food cart: Toast. Make a cart small enough to be towed by a Prius. It needs to house one worker, a toaster oven, a small fridge for butter and a few loaves of whatever is half off. For two bucks you get a slice of toast and butter.

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Stephanie Murray@stephanie_murrOct 2

Kyrsten Sinema’s ex-lover was taken into custody in a Cheesecake Factory parking lot on Tuesday after he got caught bringing a large knife to a Phoenix gun shop  Prosecutors claim Matthew Ammel discussed building a rifle, threatened to come after Sinema and “take her down”

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Uncle Sandwich@SighFieriOct 1

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kyle@Caol_MacCormaicOct 1

showing this picture to the guy at the dispensary like he's my barber

@manicmeloraSep 30

I saw this then still got high

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Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen)@LouiseWeebeSep 30

Coprolites aren’t my favourite fossil, but they’re a solid #2

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