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@LonghornHumor

Jeans, boots, & burnt orange, y'all. Note: This is a parody account. Not affiliated with @UTAustin. Email: [email protected]

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Joined June 2012
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J.B. Sauceda (@jaybsauceda) profile picture
J.B. Sauceda
@jaybsaucedaSep 26
“You may all go to hell, and I will go to Texas.” - noted Tennessean who upgraded to Texan, Davy Crockett Hook ‘Em! 🤘🏾🐂
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SEC Numbers Guy (@secnumbersguy) profile picture
SEC Numbers Guy
@secnumbersguySep 26
Colin Simmons has BROKEN the SEC single game sack record with 5 sacks.
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ArtButMakeItSports (@ArtButSports) profile pictureArtButMakeItSports
@ArtButSportsSep 26
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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She chose Texas. 🤘🤘🤘
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Does Tennessee know that Mo Bamba went to Texas? 🤘🏽
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Kirk Herbstreit’s mic isn’t working because he was cool with Ted Cruz talking for 10 minutes on @CollegeGameDay.
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This is all Ted Cruz’s fault
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Matt Reyes@mattreyes11 Jan 2025
Manning would’ve punched it in from the 1 yard line. Yeah, I said it.
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Hey Ohio State…
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Hook ‘emmmmmm 🤘🤘🤘
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Dicker the Kicker with the 57-yarder 🤘
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RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) profile picture
RedditCFB
@RedditCFB7 Dec 2024
Timothée Chalamet goes with his "movie dad" Matthew McConaughey and picks Texas to win the SEC title game.
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Justice for Bevo 🐂
Barstool Longhorn (@UTBarstool) profile pictureBarstool Longhorn
@UTBarstool5 Dec 2024
Bevo Not Going To The SEC Chip Is Absolute Bullshit. The Best Mascot In College Football For The Biggest Game Of The Weekend Be Better @SEC
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legend
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Legend teapaw.org/H8OU2/status/186325936…
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Texas A&M Football (@AggieFootball) profile pictureTexas A&M Football
@AggieFootball1 Dec 2024
Final. Texas A&M 7, Texas 17
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And it’s goodbye to A&M… Longhorns win 17-7 🤘
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