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Longlius

@Longlius

Software Consultant and Neophyte of the Exalted Order of John McCarthy.

 Arkansas
Joined January 2010
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>our rate of technological progress [...] has plummeted since what
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Whatifalthist (@whatifalthist) profile pictureWhatifalthist
@whatifalthist4 Mar 2023
Peer review was disastrous for society. It was established since WW2 and our rate of technological progress and has plummeted since and academia became dogmatic. It’s literally just selecting for groupthink
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Dog abroad@Dogabroadadog7h
Midterm status: the Vice President is latina-posting
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
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Vance: I'm really a sweetheart. But some people say that I'm an attack dog
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lol rip bozo agent of the antichrist being slimed by his own miserly decisions is really poetic
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Adam Robinson's company, Retention, creates software that de-anonymizes internet traffic, essentially the type of software that secretly figures out who you actually are, spies on you, and feeds you relevant ads or perhaps things far more heinous. Make of that what you will.
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> called semen > only comes out when i see women
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Remember, Halloween isn’t about candy or costumes or decorations! The true meaning of Halloween is rural chuds bullying effete school teachers.
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"Omg Zephyr is so cool" "MCH dont make that face" "Machinist is dead" "Machinist got aura gapped" Meanwhile Machinist getting new tools every expac:
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emma@timesnewemmaOct 31
in the oversaturated market of Austen adaptations, netflix bravely asks the question: what if everyone in Pride and Prejudice were ugly?
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@netflixOct 28
“It is a truth universally acknowledged…” Emma Corrin and Jack Lowden star in Pride and Prejudice, a series by Dolly Alderton. Premieres December 3.
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Didn't see much in the FFXIV keynotes that really wowed me. Fierce is cool and I'm glad they're tuning it for "pick up and play" rather than "watch hector." A lot of the promised content seems to be backloaded though.
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MOON@sixthstelliumOct 31
just remembered this tumblr post
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kat (@kitkat4xl) profile picturekat@kitkat4xlOct 30
Why was Naruto bullied for being a jinchuriki and not for being named Fishcake
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the new alliance raids be like
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i'm sorry singafren but these booktok women live in a comfortable suburban single-family home with a household income >$100k per year. They typically have 1-3 children and probably fuck their spouse at least once a week. sorry you had to find out from me
leizi (@kissinguuuuu) profile pictureleizi@kissinguuuuuOct 31
Seeing something directly marketed toward millennial booktok jack skellington american trailer women is harrowing
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Yearly reminder to check your children's candy tonight! You never know what could be in there!
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1776 Live (@250YearsAgoLive) profile picture1776 Live
@250YearsAgoLiveOct 31
In his first speech to Parliament after learning of the Declaration of Independence, King George vows to crush the rebels.
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Welcome to Trump’s America. You need to hand over your ID just to download a news app. Apparently, this is what protecting freedom looks like now.
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Reclaim The Net (@ReclaimTheNetHQ) profile pictureReclaim The Net
@ReclaimTheNetHQOct 30
Alabama passed a law, 138 votes to nothing, that makes every phone user in the state prove their age before downloading a single app. A 45-year-old who wants a news app has to hand ID to Google first. Existing accounts get no pass either. Every one of them must be verified by October 2027. Teenagers will need a parent’s sign-off to install Wikipedia, Duolingo or a Bible app, and kids without a parent to ask get locked out completely. Apple, Google and Amazon’s lobby group has now sued to block it on First Amendment grounds. reclaimthenet.org/alabama-is…
Alabama is Sued Over App Store Age Verification Law

Alabama is Sued Over App Store Age Verification Law

The complaint argues that carding users before they reach an app is not so different from carding readers at a bookstore.

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Trig@Trigonom3tricOct 30
Women everywhere in shambles On the bright side, it's now a great time to pick up a fujo baddie in the manga section of your local Barnes & Noble Buy the dip.
AO3 Status (@AO3_Status) profile pictureAO3 Status@AO3_StatusOct 29
We estimate that service restoration for #AO3 will take around 2 weeks but it could be up to 4 weeks. We are hopeful that we will be able to bring the site back up in a degraded state sooner. Refer to our status page for updates: otwstatus.org/
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@WIREDOct 29
Sources tell WIRED that an Accenture employee’s personal Claude agent ran on a DOD network for two months before it was identified and the vulnerability could be patched. buff.ly/nUjCkPs
A Defense Contractor Gave Their Personal AI Agent Access to a Secure Pentagon System

A Defense Contractor Gave Their Personal AI Agent Access to a Secure Pentagon System

Sources tell WIRED that an Accenture employee’s personal Claude agent ran on a DOD network for two months before it was identified and the vulnerability could be patched.

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@ELWillis10Oct 30
Elite overproduction is an invented problem. You actually just have elite underutilization.
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bro the anti-american jokes y'all got are like 20 years old (too old for most modern frenchmen to marry)
acerolagriott3 (@GriotteAcerola) profile pictureacerolagriott3@GriotteAcerolaOct 29
Replying to @kenshirotism
the resistance in question being : you can't hate on us we already hate ourselves. Okay
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@ELWillis10Oct 29
I see why one is the CEO of McDonald's and the other is the CEO of Dollar General.
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More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUSOct 27
The FTC and 20 states are suing Dollar General, accusing the giant chain of overcharging customers in their more than 20,000 stores. The suit alleges Dollar General has a pattern of deceptively and illegally overcharging customers. Millions of purchases may have been affected.
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We interrupt our usual programming to inform you that I was never hired by Facebook to do a hit job on Jonathan Haidt. statmodeling.stat.columbia.e…
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