Sir David Charles Featherstonehaugh, the 9th Marquess of Fingringhoe. (Not really, this is my fuck the Tories account - the real me is too well known.) Woke.
Joined March 2023
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Elon Musk has done me a favour. I have been pondering the consequences of Musk introducing a fee for Twitter. They are only positive. I will not pay. I will not miss anything. I will recover time in my life. So ... I am not going to wait. That's it. I'm done. Finished. Off.
To all who have engaged with me, positively and negatively, thanks for the entertainment. I am looking forward to living only in the real world, away from the pollution and toxicity of this place. I will keep the profile open, just in case, but will do my best to stay away.
Braun customer here. I don’t give a shit. It’s a person shaving.
Braun's advert for men's beard trimmer features a trans model with double mastectomy scars.
I'm sure this celebration of brutal surgery to remove a woman's healthy breasts will go down fabulously well with Braun's male customers. Watch their sales 📉 dailymail.co.uk/news/article…
Well that’s ok, Simon. They won’t get voted in. And if they do get voted in … we’ll, you’ve banged on about democracy so I guess you just suck it up.
Russell Brand is still on You Tube. Where he can speak freely. He just can't make any money from it.
I suspect Musk is about to find out that Twitter (X) is just a big town square where people go to spout off. There will be people who will always pay for special seats, but no one will pay just for the opportunity to have a rant. They will rant elsewhere.
You’d think he’d spend more time running his pub/s and less time trying to earn the scrapings of Musk’s arse through Twitter.
Jimmy Saville is trending and my inner pedant is exploding.
#Savile
Has Tommy Stephen Yaxley-Lennon Robinson pitched up outside of Russell Brand’s place with a stepladder and a camera?
#RusselBrand
#Dispatches
Why do these cunts leap into your timeline, make absolute arses of themselves … then they block you!
