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It looks like he needs to be placed in the Straits of Jacket.

Renamed it no less.

Jus’ Jokes No Less

The Rapture? Is that today?! What happens? The world ends and you supposedly ascend to heaven? Then what? I don’t get to finish my screenplay?!! I’ve only been working on it forever! Thanks a lot, Jesus. #Rapture2025

Humpback Whales that are blowing bubble rings up at boats have researchers wondering what are the whales trying to say. Are they trying to communicate? Or did Willy free a fart in the ocean?

It’s all fun and games until one of these WNBA players trips and breaks an ankle on a dildo. #sextoy #WNBA #basketball

What the hell happened to #RickandMorty ? This season finale, Jesus Christ.

President Trump has paused ICE raids at farms, hotels, and restaurants. Which means, he’ll send back the steak, but not the server. #nokings

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President Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz. He also intends to bring back expressions, “Why I oughta.” And “The bee’s knees!”

These torpedo bats have George Costanza written all over it. #MLB

Lauren Graham says she receives no residuals for Gilmore Girls on Netflix. Instead, she said, “I’ve been paid in love.” Seems like a lot, but when you pay the manager, the agent, the lawyer, the publicist, it’s really more paid in like.

I’m going to tell my grandkids not to have kids.

That #DunKings commercial, oof.

I accidentally smelled my dog’s butthole. Now, I feel like I know him better. #Dogs

I’m writing a movie about an Italian vampire from Boston. It’s called “Nosferfuckyou”

The best part of the #TysonPaul fight was Tyson’s butt cheeks pre-fight.

Good, less traffic.